Tuesday, September 22, 2015

[BH3] another frikin hash #749

What: another frikin hash

you will have to drive to this hash so keep that in mind
you will lose reception just around the time you think you are lost so write this down
the start is here:
25 Switzerland Trail
Boulder, CO 80302
40°01'30.2"N 105°25'29.6"W

D’erections: head west up Boulder canyon which is Canyon Dr.
you will cum in a tunnel (note the milage)
One mile past the tunnel, turn right on Sugarloaf Road (note milage)
At 4.8 miles, turn right on Sugarloaf Mountain Road and follow it to its end at the trailhead.
The road is bumpy but not too bad
Assume 30min from Boulder

When: Sept 26th
Time: 1:69!!
It is getting dark sooner

Who: Mach 1.Whore

A to A’ bring a jacket for circle
You should wear orange, first because it is the best, also so you don’t get shot. There are ‘NO SHOOTING’ signs everywhere and if I know rednecks, that means there is lots of shooting.
Assume 6 miles of generally disliking this trail.
Dirt, woods, skree and general shiggy
There won’t be a turkey eagle split but something could easily be pieced together if necessary.
Bring waterbottle or camelback. I’ll drag a 30 rack to the middle of the woods but I ain’t bring you no water.

In order to minimize traffic and the number of people who need to be sober enough to drive down a mountain road there will be a prelube/carpool/caravan. Drivers don’t pay hash cash, their passengers will cover it.

Parking in the garage on 11th and Spruce

Beer and food at noonish at
Bohemian Biergarten
2017 13th St
Boulder, CO 80302

On After:
A few options
1. Never leave camp option: the hash is in National Forest so you can camp there
2. Convenient for Mach option: 28th St Tavern
3. Drink Brooke’s roommate’s friend’s cousin’s random keg of mysteries

Sunday, September 06, 2015

[BH3] G4 Memorial Hash - Friday!

BFHHH #359 (maybe?)

What: G4 Memorial Hash

Trail: A – A'

Hares: Chocolate Salty Balls & ProBoneMe (with much assistance from Yeast Infection, Pig Pimp, Pod, Muffet, the Green Pussy, and others)

When: Friday, September 11, 2015 at 6:30 pm

Pre-Lube: Odd 13 Brewing, 301 E. Simpson St, Lafayette

Where: Bob L. Burger Rec Center, 111 Baseline Rd, Lafayette

Hash Cash: $5

Theme: G4! Come in your favorite G4-related outfit, sci-fi costume, tutu, dress, or whatever. Or bring a bag of knitting. Or cover yourself in yarn like an over-caffeinated kitten. Or bring a Stanley thermos full of booze. Or drag along a shopping cart. Whatever makes you think of G4 is suitable.

Bring: Headlamps, drinking vessel, ID & money (just in case), anything that reminds you of G4, change of shoes & socks (just in case), a verse of MaƱana (Way Down in Barcelona…), your best singing voice, throat lozenges, and a donation for the Lafayette Humane Society, to be made in G4's honor. 

Dogs? No, at least not of the canine variety. 

Strollers? Yes, with or without child.

D'Erections: Consult the Google.

Lost or Lonely? Call ProBoneMe (303-885-9606), who might actually remember to turn the volume up on her phone.

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