Thursday, July 30, 2015

[BH3] BH3 #745 - Yuppie Hash - Saturday 8/1 @ 5:15

Mark Twain once commented:
"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."

There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over them.Beer mile will feature ONLY the standard beverage of choice for such an event: BUDWEISER. Not bud light, not PBR, not Gennneeesssee, but BUD HEAVY.

What: Boulder Yuppie Ass Hash! (preceded by a beer mile!)
When: Saturday, August 1. 16:69
Where: Centennial Middle Skool
Hares: Poopsie Daisy (virgin lay!) and Self Service Truck Stop
Hash Cash: 5000 chedda
D' Erections: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Centennial+Middle+School/@40.0449855,-105.2680454,17z/data=!4m7!1m4!3m3!1s0x876beef51aab4c4b:0xae801c871cd7cfca!2sCentennial+Middle+School!3b1!3m1!1s0x876beef51aab4c4b:0xae801c871cd7cfca
Bring: Stuff.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

[BH3] BH3 #744 - It's a BASH!

What:  This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia).  
When:  Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)
Where:  Sanitas Brewery
Hares:  Amber Alert and Friends
Hash Cash:  $0
Bring:  A Bike!  Money and ID (since all the BN's will be breweries, distilleries, bars, or houses of ill-repute), shaved legs, other shaved body parts, hipster bike gear, cranium protectors and/or knee pads, and a blow-up sex doll so Brrrggghh can tell that New Orleans story for the 50th time.

OnOn!
-Amber Alert

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Saturday, July 04, 2015

BH3 #740: Happy Birthday America Hash

[Posted for All American Cumstain]

Good Afternoon,

To celebrate the glorious occasion of shooting a bunch of Red Coats and becoming the greatest nation on Earth, we will hash.  Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a battle scene from The Patriot.

Hare(s): The only one capable of haring on the 4th, me [All American Cumstain].

When? 5:69pm.  Beano, there will be a trail to follow when you show up at 7:52.

Where? The South parking lot of Fairview High School (the one that is next to Greenbriar Road) because nothing is more American than drinking in a high school parking lot.  

Fairview High School
1515 Greenbriar Blvd
Boulder, CO 80305

Kids? Sure bring them, there should be plenty of beer.

Strollers? No, you can walk Amber and we all know it.

K69s? Only if they lick Peanut-butter off my balls.

What to bring: Hotdogs, baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet. Red, white and blue, muscle cars, 5 American dollars, ID to prove you are a real American and love for the greatest President of all time: Franklin Pierce 

What not to Bring: Anything made outside the USA.  Seriously, I will destroy it.

Also: There is a 4k at Avery that several racist hashers will be participating in.  Why do this to yourself?  All you can drink Avery beer afterwards with race entry.  Come see Amber bitch kick Beano down the final straightaway.

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-AACS