You went on a diet for almost 4 hours in preparation for this day. The time has finally cum for you to squeeze into that sexy red dress and show the world that awesome body fabricated by beer.
WHAT: Denver Red Dress
WHEN: June 13th, 2:00 (14:00)
WHERE: Cap City Tavern, 1247 Bannock Street, Denver
PRE-LUBE: Cap City Tavern, 1:00 (13:00)
SUPERHERO TEAM OF HARES: Pump Me Harder, What's My Name BITCH, 2 If By Gay Socks One If By Cowboy Hat, Pig Pimp, Bumper Humper, Ass Whisperer, and Twisted Pirate Porn.
HASH CASH: $15
BRING: Red Dress, Hash Cash, A Thirst for Beer, Your ID.
ON-AFTER: You will be dressed in your best so let's continue the party into the evening.
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