Monday, March 09, 2015

Boulder H3 Green Dress Hash! - 3/17 @ 5:69

What:  Boulder's Anal St. Patty's Day Green Dress Hash
When:  3/17 - Tuesday - St. Patrick's Day @ 5:69 HST (6:09 MST)
Where:  The Attic - 949 Walnut St, Boulder - Upstairs
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  5 Dolla
Bring:  Your sexy self poured into a GREEN DRESS!  Virgins, fleshlights, freckled Irish boobs, a wicked thirst, shag bag, and born again virgins. 
Trail:  A-B.  An actual hash containing no shiggy, no boob or package checks, no beer, no irish car bombs, no Pearl St. song checks, and definitely no lying goddamed hares!
Dog Friendly:  Have you seen  all the things prohibited on Pearl St.?
Lost/Lonely?:  txt amber @ 5857508922

Amber and Cockchester

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