Sunday, December 28, 2014

[BH3] It's time to nurse that hangover - the Hangover Hash is back!

Roll out of bed and get your bum to the start for some delicious mimosas and struggle through whatever devious trail amber and I think up.

What: The Hangover hash
When:Crack o' Noon New Year's Day. (That's 12:00pm 1st January 2015)
Where: Walker Ranch Loop Trailhead
Hares: Beano & Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: your hot bod, $5, shag bag, and your hangover
Trail: A to B, complete with shig and mimosas
Hash Crash/DD:
D'Erections: Go up Flagstaff Rd. toward Ned past the Meyer's Homestead Trailhead and make a left into the Walker Ranch Loop Trailhead.


Thursday, December 18, 2014

Naughty Holiday Celebration - Trail #721

Me Mee Meee!!!!!

Lacy things....the wife is missin'
Didn't ask.....her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes.
Her silk pantyhose.
Walkin' around in womens' underwear....

Get your hashmas songs in order for THE LAST BH3 trail of the year! Saturday's evening trail (on 12/20/14) will start at 5:00 pm at Settlers Park in Boulder, Colorado!!!!

Location:  West end of Pearl Street at its junction with Canyon Boulevard. (The parking lot is on your right as you leave Boulder heading to Nederland).

Hares:  Brrrrgggghhhh and Cockchester

Time:  5 o'clock pm

Cost: five dolla make ya holla

What to wear:  your sluttiest Santa, elf or reindeer outfit.  Simply....anything to rival the best nudey pics of Beano's mom.

Bring: Headlamp. Headlamp. Headlamp. A change of warm clothing.  And your singing voice!

Expect a relatively short trail.  "Relatively". Prob longer than 2 miles and less than 12 miles.
Expect a public appearance of your boobs, cocks and ass.   And expect a fun circle filled with holiday cheer!

But WAIT!!! There's MORE!!!!!

The On On On will be at the home of our lovely Cockchester, this year's Beer Mile winner, Amber Alert, and their fearless protector, Moe! Please bring alcohol for continued debauchery. And, a hash gift for a pleasant white elephant exchange.  Lady Days: your collection of Beano's mom pics are immediately disqualified.  No questions asked!

Also, if you're coming to the On On On, it would be wonderful if you could bring some food to share with the kennel! Thanks Wanks!

Thursday, December 04, 2014

[BH3] BH3 #720

Since All-American Cumstain only knows about Facebook, not anything so old fashioned as email or webpages, I'll forward this announcement:


Who knew Hashers were bad at organizing shit? Well, come by for a pickup hash this Saturday at 1:69. For those of you who do not know what a pickup hash is, here are the spark notes: everyone hares, we get lost, we get drunk, we get more lost then we finish and drink more. For those of you who do not know what spark notes are: you are a nerd.

What to bring: no 5 dolla required for a hola this time. Bring either beer or an awesome snack, I will provide flour and a rack of the cheapest beer available at the emporium. Also bring: ID, change of shoes, favorite Hall and Oates album, your graphing calculator, more beer, wine and cheese, a good attitude.

What not to bring: underwear, a can't do attitude, blackface, weapons, the Nixon Tapes.

Where: South Boulder Campus (xc course).

Time: 1:69 Mounting Time

D'erections: Ha, you thought I would Google it for you.

Dog/Strollers: who knows! it is a pickup hash. Dogs in strollers will be fine.

Boulder H3 Info:

Colorado Info:
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