Monday, October 20, 2014

[BH3] Halloween Trail Sat 10/25

What:  It's Halloween.  Let's put our heads in pumpkins and run around naked! 
Wear:  A Halloween costume.  The sluttier and scarier, the better. 

When:  Saturday October 25th @ 2:69 HST (aka 3:09 MST)
Where:  Centennial Trail Head (Aka, "Mt Sanitas Trailhead").  On the Left, soon after Mapleton becomes Sunshine Canyon.

Hares:  Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe

Hash Cash: 5 Dollar Cash Money! (Make it rain!)

Bring:  This is an actual trail.  Not a pub crawl like Halloweens past!  Tricks, recreational marijuana-laced treats, a completely justifiable fear of racoons, The Award, your shiggiest shoes, crates for apple picking, virgins, extra warmth, extra warm virgins, and a headlamp.

Trail: A to Aish. 

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes dog (maybe leash though?).  Definitely not stroller.

On-After: Condo of Closest Dick'll Do for some drinks, then we can head to Pearl?  Corner of Portland and Broadway - detailed instructions provided at hash.  Just Joe and Dick'll Do will NOT be taking on the responsibility of feeding any of you gluten free/cruelty free/vegan/low glycemic index/organic/raw/ free range wankers!  We can order delivery, and we will be by restaurants and Ideal Market.

D'Erections:  Follow the link.
On on!
-Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe.


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