Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Boulder Hash #714 - 9/27 @1:69 HST - Keepin' it Weird

What:  As the conventional wisdom goes:  People from Denver think people from Boulder are weird, but people from Boulder think people from Ned are *really* weird.  In that spirit let's venture up into the patchouli-scented mountains of our neighbors to the west so that we hashers can, for one glorious afternoon, feel a little bit normal.  

When: Saturday 9/27 @ 1:69 HST (that's 2:19 MST)

Where:  The Pioneer Inn 15 E. First Street, Nederland

Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester

Hash Cash:  5 Dolla

Bring:  Dry and warm clothes, fleshlights, a signed copy of "101 Ways to Get with Beano's Mom" by Lady Dayz, healing crystals, vessels, hemp underwear, and The Award. 

Trail:  A-A'

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Doggies who can share nicely with mountain bikers should be ok.  Please have a leash (someone has to keep POD in control)

Hash Crash/DD:  The N bus from Boulder is a great option.  Only $4 cash each way!  If you're on the one arriving in Ned at 2:41, don't worry, we'll still be pre-lubing.  If you're on an earlier one, you're hashing right.

D'Erections:  Google that shit!

OnOn!
Amber and Cockchester


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