Friday, March 28, 2014

Boulder Prelube to the Fort Collins Green Dress Run [SPECIAL TIME]

We have another chance to look like idiots in green dresses, better get your liver ready for it...

What: BH3 #698 - FC GDR Prelube
When: Saturday, Bright and Early at the special time of 10am
Where: Martin Park off of Eastman Ave (from S Broadway)
Hares: Beano, Beano, & Beano
Hash Cash: Five Dolla, fünf Denaro, Cinco scrilla
Bring: Virgins, extra cash, A whistle
Trail: A to ∂A/∂t|r, beer checks, green dress shopping checks, you know the usual
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Probably not strollers, I like mud.
Hash Crash/DD: None, we're carpooling up to FC and invading them after the prelube.
D'Erections: Enter this into your sat nav: 39.987874, -105.250593 or link:
Extra Info: Get yourself ready for the FC GDR. There will be an opportunity on trail to get yourself a shiny new green dress for fart collins

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Horny Hash Trail - BH3, March 22

That's right hashers!!! Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!!!! 

Saturday is a hashing day!

The Horny Hash Trail brought to you by Brrrrgggggghhhhh and a mystery hare!  Unicorn? Bull? Wear your horns and show us all how horny you REALLY are!

Date:  March 22
Time:  3:00 pm
Place: Niwot High School, 8989 Niwot High School, Niwot, 80503 
Cost: $7
On After: Bootstrap Brewing Co. 

Expect a 6-7 mile run. Bring change of clothes, warm clothes....etc. 

Call or email me w any questions. 



Monday, March 10, 2014

5th ANAL Boulder GDR

Due to conflict with Frozen Dead Guy Days the GDR date has changed to 15 March.

What: Boulder 4th Anal Green Dress Run.
When:  March 15th, at 3:30 pm.  Prelube at 3:00 pm.
Where: The Pearl St. Pub in Boulder
Hares:  Pubic Enemy #1, Beano, and David Cockerfield
Hash Cash:  7$, in US Dollars
Bring:  Your ID, A green dress, money for the bars, virgins, rubber duckies, a jar of vaseline, bribes for the hares, and your mother.
Trail:  A-B, Turkey/Eagle.  Not kid friendly or dog friendly.  This is a pub crawl!  The $7 covers pitchers at one pub stop, circle and the on-after.  Beyond that, you should bring extra money for drinks at the bars.

There will be a short circle in Boulder.   The full circle will be at Cockerfield's house in Longmont, where the on-after party will be.  Crash space is available.  Rides by sober drivers will be available to circle / on-after.  Rides will of course be available to get y'all back to yer cars the next morning(ish) if you use crash space.
D'erections.  If you don't know where the Pearl St. Pub in Boulder is, you are a bad person and we will give you an atomic wedgie.


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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Frozen Mardi Dead Hash Gras!

What: Frozen Dead Guy Days Hash!
When: Sunday, March 9th at 11am
Where: Beautiful Nederland, Colorado. Meet at the Carousel of Happiness.
Hares: Pippi Dong Stalker
Hash Cash: $5 and bring your ID!
Bring: Your ID, clearly. Also, bring beads and boobs, virgins and dry socks. Please bring a used coffin, a tightrope, 3 small toadstools, Mardi Gras masks, and whatever you gave up for Lent.
Trail: It will be a total pavement pounder. Totally.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Sadly, no to either.
Hash Crash/DD: There is a marvelous bus from Boulder to Ned, aptly called the "N" bus
D'Erections: Please come up early and hit up the pancake breakfast at the community center from 8-11am. Once you are in Ned grab a FDGD guide and check out the map to find the Carousel or ask anyone you see.