Tuesday, November 19, 2013

BH3 #687: Weird Ball and Cummingtonite's virgin lay, take 2

What: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and RU Cummingtonite's Virgin Lay, Take 2.
When: 3pm sharp, Saturday November 23rd
Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut
Hares: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and RU Cummingtonite
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: dry shoes, headlamps, ID, grappling hooks, wirecutters, snow shoes, down coats, virgins for us to lay…
Trail: A–A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs should be okay, strollers would struggle.
D'Erections: Head east on Walnut St, under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.018257,-105.240113
Contact: Lost on trail, show up late, or just lonely? 303.717.7994.
On-After: Housewarming at our new apartment in North Boulder, 8–11 PM. Address on the BH3 list, contact us, or ask at the hash.

IMPORTANT: Due to decreasing daylight and Reasons, this hash will start ON TIME. So please actually show up at 3 PM. 2:69 will be when the hares leave.

Monday, November 18, 2013

THANKSGIVING ORPHANS' HASH!!

Kness Up & Chinwhacker have graciously ceded the Thanksgiving hash to Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef.  Here's the details again for those who don't check the websites:
WHAT:  Thanksgiving Orphans' Hash = Potluck Thanksgiving Dinner, Post-prandial hash, Football on giant TV etc.  Plenty of crash space + breakfast so no worries about driving home.

WHERE:  The dwelling of Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef in Lakewood, on the east side of Green Mountain.  See details below.

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day (28 Nov).  Main Feast starts at 1:00 PM (Hash Time).  We'll start cooking, drinking and snacking by 9:00 AM at the latest, so cum early, drop a shot of rum in some coffee & putter around the kitchen or just hang out!  We'll party 'til late so cum by even if you have to do dinner with the fam!

DOGS & KIDS:  Xtreme dog friendly!  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK.  Kids welcome!  Bring your larvae!

DETAILS:  We'll cook a big turkey and some other stuff.  It'll help if you coordinate your contributions with the hares to avoid duplication, but if planning is a challenge just show-up and bring whatever.  We'll have plenty of cheap beer but if you want something else then bring it.  We have a big kitchen with a 6 burner commercial stove & two ovens, so cum early and cook with us instead of all alone.

HARES/QUESTIONS:  Mother Ducker:   303-845-2125, Al@NaturalFractures.com   Jorgia OH! Queef:   303-957-7945, teresa@pixelpixy.com

ADDRESS:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood CO, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!

D'ERECTIONS:
From Denver:  Take 6 west about 6 miles past I-25 to the Union/Simms exit.  Turn left onto Union Blvd & go 1.0 mile.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It's the first house on the right past the house on the corner.
From Boulder:  Take 93 South to Golden where you go east on US-6/E 6th Ave.  Go 6.4 mi east to the Union Blvd exit.  Turn right onto Union & go 1.0 mi.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It's the first house on the right past the house on the corner.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Thanksgiving Orphans’ Hash

PLEASE GET THIS POSTED ASAP!

WHAT:  Thanksgiving Orphans’ Hash = Potluck Thanksgiving Dinner, Post-prandial hash, Football on giant TV etc.  Plenty of crash space + breakfast so no worries about driving home.

WHERE:  The dwelling of Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef in Lakewood, on the east side of Green Mountain.  See details below.

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day (28 Nov).  Main Feast starts at 1:00 PM (Hash Time).  We’ll start cooking, drinking and snacking by 9:00 AM at the latest, so cum early!  We’ll party ‘til late so cum by even if you have to do dinner with the fam!

DOGS & KIDS:  Xtreme dog friendly!  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK.  Kids welcome!  Bring your larvae!

DETAILS:  We’ll cook a big turkey and some other stuff.  It’ll help if you coordinate your contributions with the hares to avoid duplication, but if planning is a challenge just show-up and bring whatever.  We’ll have plenty of cheap beer but if you want something else then bring it.

HARES/QUESTIONS:  Mother Ducker:  303-845-2125, Al@NaturalFractures.com   Jorgia OH! Queef:  303-957-7945, teresa@pixelpixy.com

ADDRESS:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood CO, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!

D’ERECTIONS:  From Denver:  Take 6 west about 6 miles past I-25 to the Union/Simms exit.  Turn left onto Union Blvd & go 1.0 mile.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto W. Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.
From Boulder:  Take 93 South to Golden where you go east on US-6/E 6th Ave.  Go 6.4 mi east to the Union Blvd exit.  Turn right onto Union & go 1.0 mi.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto W. Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

[BH3] Boulder Hash #686 - Saturday 11/9 @ 2:69HST

Greetings wankers!  With the costume season behind us, let's do something crazy and hash dressed up as our abnormal half-mind selves.  

What:  Just another no-theme shitty hash.
When:  11/9  @ 2:69PM (aka 3:09)
Where:  North Boulder Park.  Parking at the corner of Dellwood and 7th or anywhere around the park.  In true Amber Alert fashion, it's near a playground.
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Virgins, a dead whore, your mom, new shoes, fleshlights, and an unquenchable thirst for shitty beer and inappropriate kilt lifting.
Trail: A-A   Absolutely no shiggy
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs yes/Strollers no
OnOn!
Amber Alert

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Friday, November 01, 2013

Happy Hour!!

What: Happy Hour
Where: Bohemien Biergarden, in Boulder, CO
2017 13th St, Boulder, CO 80302
When: 5pm, 1st Nov 2013 (that's today - Friday)
Why: because life sucks without beer... and maybe friends but jury's still out on that one