Tuesday, August 27, 2013

BH3 #680: Just J&A's virgin lay

What: Just Jonathan and Just Amanda's Virgin Lay
When: 5:69 HST (~ 6 pm), Saturday August 31st
Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut
Hares: Just Jonathan and Just Amanda
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: dry shoes, headlamps, ID, grappling hooks, wirecutters, sunscreen, umbrellas, virgins for us to lay…
Trail: A–A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs should be okay, strollers would struggle.
D'Erections: Head east on Walnut St, under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Trail this Saturday 8/17 @ 5:69HST

What: Goats Gone Wild's Virgin Lay
When:  Saturday 8/17 @ 5:69HST (6pm-ish)
Boulder!   2510 Taft Drive (street parking)
Hares:  the freshly named
: Goats Gone Wild (formerly just Toni) and any other awesome bastard willing to devirginize me!
Hash Cash:  $5
ID, sunscreen, lube, dry clothes, wigs, hard hats, eyelash extensions, and your best "goats yelling like humans" impression.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  4 legs should be fine, baby wheels-not so much.
D'Erections: 2510 Taft Dr, Boulder, CO 80302 (basically 28th and Arapahoe behind the Millennium Hotel)
Link: <https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=2510+Taft+Dr,+Boulder,+CO&aq=&sll=38.997934,-105.550567&sspn=6.197346,16.907959&vpsrc=6&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=2510+Taft+Dr,+Boulder,+Colorado+80302&ll=40.010376,-105.262869&spn=0.002983,0.008256&t=m&z=18&iwloc=A>

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Tour de Colorado Update: Boulder trail

Start:11:00 AM August 10th

Theme: Breakfast of Champions! Come as your favorite Wheaties Box Athlete, real or imagined.  (Wear a glittery skating costume! A Speedo! Or be the fictional but infamous Torvald, the Pole-Vaulting Swede with his fake-fur headband and tiny, tiny shorts!) You may also wear your bikini from beach volleyball in preparation for  the afternoon's hash in Denver.

Hare: Pippi Dong Stalker, Cockchester, Amber Alert

Where: Boulder Public Library: 1001 Arapahoe Ave, Boulder, CO

Trail Overview: Trail will have no water crossings, very little mud, and no stinging nettle. There will be no hippies, homeless encampments, small dogs or terrorizing cyclists on the bike path. We are hoping to catch a glimpse the ghost of the Mapleton Elk.

D'erections: From Fart Collins: find your way to I-25, mosey all the way through Longmont on 119-The Mighty Diag, off at 28th street and make a left. R on Canyon, L on Broadway, R on Arapahoe. We are going to park towards the back of the lot.  (Google says it's just over an hour from Ft. C to the library. Please be prompt, as we have beer to drink and a schedule to keep.)

Bring: Your Game Face, the Olympic Torch, and terrycloth sweatbands in patriotic stripes.  Plus your ID.
More info at: http://www.tourdecoloradoh3.org/