What: Holy Red White and Blue Balls! It's time for just Ryan's first haring adventure.
When: Saturday, July 6, 2013 at 6:00pm. Hares depart at 6:00, if you want to prelube - arrive early.
Where: Safeway plaza on the southwest corner of Baseline & Foothills. Park just East of the FirstBank/ReMax building, close to the Foothills/Baseline intersection. map.
Hares: just Ryan and whoever steps to the plate on Saturday to help set booby-traps
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: hammers, nails. change of clothes/dry shoes. virgins. someone non-white. independence. jump rope. sweat bands. your best rendition of the scorpions' "rock you like a hurricane". anti-lightning suit. fruit snacks.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are cool. Baby containers won't make it.
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD if you can't restrain yourself. I'll have a car at the endpoint to shuttle folks back to the start. Avery/Fate are likely locations for an on-after.
D'Erections: Get to the intersection of Foothills Parkway and Baseline Road, drive 100 yards West from that intersection, turn left into plaza at Glacier ice cream. Drive 50 yards and take another left at the first stop sign in the parking lot. Drive 50 more yards and park just East of the bank you just drove past. map.
Also: Costumes are always fun, and 4th-of-july garbage will be on sale. The best uncle-sam wins a prize!