Monday, July 29, 2013

Hash: Wet at Both Ends and In the Middle

What:  Boulder Hash Number 677
When:  Saturday August 3rd, 6 PM SHARP start, 5 PM for Prelube
Where:  Starts at the Odd13 Brewing Company,
301 East Simpson StreetLafayette, CO 80026
Prelube: If you're not already totally lubed up from G4's Happi Coat Decorating Party, then yes, go to Odd13 at 5 PM. It's opening day so be aggressive.
On-After: Yes, very likely at Odd13, though if they're crowded, out of beer, or pissy, we will head up to G4's house.
Hares:  G4 and an awesome TBD
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring:  Your decorated Happi Coat from the party.
Also: Bring ID and cash. Also bring a sweet memory from an earlier time, a twinkle in your eye, and a warm feeling.
Trail:  There will be trail.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Sure. Yeah, I think so.
Hash Crash/DD:  You can crash at my house. Bring sleeping bag/pad if you just want to crash outside, or else dibs a hammock.

Monday, July 22, 2013

FCHHH Invasion - Alien Invasion!

What: Another Boulder Fart Collins Invasion! - FCH3 # 125 - Alien invasion theme
When: Saturday, July 27th @ 2pm - FCtime

Contact Beano ( to oragaize Car pool up to FoCo
We will meet Beano in Boulder then head to Fort Collins in Alien attire as we zap and sonic our way into FoCo

Start: Not posted yet, but I'm sure it'll be in FC
Hares: Free Bus(c)h and Pays for Bus(c)h
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: $7 hash cash, a bike (it's a bike hash), shag bag with usual stuff, extra bonus $$, Romulan Ale

Check or the Colorado Receding Hareline for info about the FCHash


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Christmas in July Hash

What: Christmas in July Hash
When: Saturday, July 20th @ 2pm
Where: Asher Brewing: 4699 Nautilus Court, Suite 104, Boulder, CO 80301
Prelube: If we start at a brewery, might as well prelube there too. Prelube at 1.
On-After: Celestial Seasonings Tea Room perhaps...
Hares: Holester, Chocolate Salty Balls and Love at First Lick
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Christmas Shwag, photo ID, jingle balls, VIRGINS, baby Jesus, dry shoes, reindeers, change of clothes, Christmas trees, carols, spiked egg nog, fruit cakes, your favorite creepy uncle and mistletoe.
Trail: A to B, 3ish 4ish 5ish miles
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Pooches welcomed, strollers may be a bit rough.
Hash Crash/DD: Bring your own DD or sober up before you head home.

Pictures From June Pickup Hash

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Happi Coat Decorating Party (Pre-Hash)

What:  Happi Coat Decorating Party
When:  Saturday August 3rd, 3 PM
Where:  G4's House in Lafayette
Hash Cash:  $5 for decorating materials ($5 later for the hash itself)
Bring:  Your lab coat and any fake fur, beads, paint, etc. you want to use to decorate your Happi Coat or to share
Provided: Name and foot and Boulder Hash iron-ons, paint, dye, and many other wondrous things
D'Erections:  910 Harrison Dr. 80026

I'll provide All Manner of decorating stuff. Come to my house with your lab coat and we'll make'em into elegant and/or offensive garments. We might drink, too.

Then we will head out for the hash, which will involve a Surprise On Trail.. Plus awesomeness at both ends and obviously an on-after, with hammocky goodness.

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Your plans for Saturday

What: Holy Red White and Blue Balls! It's time for just Ryan's first haring adventure.
When: Saturday, July 6, 2013 at 6:00pm. Hares depart at 6:00, if you want to prelube - arrive early.
Where: Safeway plaza on the southwest corner of Baseline & Foothills. Park just East of the FirstBank/ReMax building, close to the Foothills/Baseline intersection. map.
Hares: just Ryan and whoever steps to the plate on Saturday to help set booby-traps
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: hammers, nails. change of clothes/dry shoes. virgins. someone non-white. independence.  jump rope. sweat bands. your best rendition of the scorpions' "rock you like a hurricane". anti-lightning suit. fruit snacks. 
Trail: A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are cool. Baby containers won't make it.
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD if you can't restrain yourself. I'll have a car at the endpoint to shuttle folks back to the start. Avery/Fate are likely locations for an on-after.
D'Erections: Get to the intersection of Foothills Parkway and Baseline Road, drive 100 yards West from that intersection, turn left into plaza at Glacier ice cream. Drive  50 yards and take another left at the first stop sign in the parking lot. Drive 50 more yards and park just East of the bank you just drove past. map.

Also: Costumes are always fun, and 4th-of-july garbage will be on sale. The best uncle-sam wins a prize!