Sunday, December 29, 2013

Boulder Hangover Hash 2014


Finish your last beer and wipe off that marker on your face. It's time for the hangover hash!

What: BH3 Hangover Hash #690
Where: Martin Park (Fordam ct and S 36 st)
When: Crack o' Noon 1 Jan 2014
Why: Hare of the dog is the best hangover cure
Hares: Beano and David Cockerfield
Bring: $5 and your hangover
Tail: A to B""
d'Erections: On Broadway head east on Eastman ave and follow the bend onto S 36 st and then make a left in the parking lot when you hit Fordham


ONON
Beano

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Saturday, December 21, 2013

[BH3] Fwd: [FCHHH] FCH3 # 130 Booze Swap Hash



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From: Banner David <banmanc130@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, Dec 21, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Subject: [FCHHH] FCH3 # 130 Booze Swap Hash
To: FCHHH@yahoogroups.com, coloh3@yahoogroups.com


 

WHAT: Fart Collins Hash # 130 – The Second Anal X-mas Booze Swap! Yes, it's that time of year again... when thoughts turn to naked caroling, sharing copious amounts of booze with "friends," and walking 'round in women's underwear... With thoughts of horny St. Nick on our minds, the hares are taking you practically to the North Pole--or at least the northern most trailer parks of Fart Collins...

THEME: Booze Swap! Everyone brings one bottle of something to trade (can be beer, wine, or liquor, but minimum 16oz if beer) wrapped all fancy so you can't tell what it is. At the start, we will do a white elephant style swap and you can either take home your fancy new bottle or drink it on trail!

WHEN: Saturday, 28 December @ 2 p.m.

HARES: Yeast Infection & Fatal If Swallowed...
Call if lost bored or horny--970-817-one nine five three

WHERE: Ft. Collins, CO – King Soopers Parking Lot… The one north of Willox. Look for hashers drinking beer out of the way...

TRAIL: A to B... Live Hare or two... There may be water crossings--there will be shiggy! Bring dry sox for circle...

DOG/OVERSIZED RAT FRIENDLY: No, Nope, Nadda, DO NOT BRING THEM

BRING: $7, VIRGINS, Whistle, Shagbag, Dutch to English pocket dictionary, Flash light, Fancy wrapped bottle for white elephant, Supid human tricks to WIN the Hashit!

D'ERECTIONS: King Soopers 1842 N College Ave Fort Collins, CO 80524
Look for hashers drinking in the parking lot in some out of the way corner AWAY from the entrance doors...

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Friday, December 20, 2013

Boulder Hash #689 - Saturday 12/21

What:  There will be a Hash tomorrow hared by Goats-Gone-Wild who is able to make it after all.
When:  12/21 @ 1:69 HST  (2:09)
Where:  Blues and Greens http://blues-and-greens.com/
Hares:  Goats Gone Wild
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring:  White surrender flags, For Sale or Sold signs, Bah Hum Bag hats, and anything related to birthdays.
Trail:  It's a Hash!  I have very sketchy details.  There will probably be boobs.
D'Erections:  http://blues-and-greens.com/location.html

OnOn!
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Monday, December 02, 2013

BH3 #688: Let's get kilted!

What:  Let's get Kilted!  In celebration of the kilt calendar, we shall have a kilt hash!  Come dressed to impress!

When:  Saturday, December 7th at 2pm

Where:  Red Rocks trail in Boulder (at the junction of Pearl Street and Canyon)

Hares:  Holester, Pubic Enemy No 1 and Goats Gone Wild

Hash Cash:  $5

Bring:  KIlts!  Bring a kilt, wear a kilt - no kilt?  Wear a towel, a flannel sheet, a lacy skirt.  You pick!  Also, bring $15 for your calendar (they are pre-order), your shiggy socks, a change of clothes for an awesome on-after, Holester's hash necklace and vessel, hairy legs, wolf-whistles, head lamps, warm clothing.

Trail:  A - ?

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes

D'Erections:  https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl  (pop in your address!)

Contact:  Holester's cell is 970-430-8797, feel free to text, email us, facebook us, whatevs.

On-After:  Benwa is hosting an awesome Holiday party at his Gym, following are the details that he posted on facebook.  If you need to carpool, we can all come up with something.

 What: Holiiday/Christmas/Solstice/Festivus/Whatever party
Where: DEFY! 6850 W. 116th Ave, Unit A, Broomfield, 80020
When: 12/7 7:00-ish to whenever we finish
Bring: Food or booze to share
Details: Join us for our Nth Annual Holiday Party featuring Celtic Rock with Angus Mohr!
This is absolutely a family-friendly event, so bring the kids!
Details are on the link, and you can go to the OTHER link to let us know what you're bringing so we don't end up with 97 quarts of king soopers potato salad.
http://angusmohr.com/wp/holiday-party-potluck-list-2013/
http://angusmohr.com/wp/events/holiday-party-with-defy-december-7/

Sunday, December 01, 2013

HOLIDAZE III

What: Holidaze III post x-mass, pre-valentines day, freeze your ass off in the forest hash weekend
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Where: Golden Gate Canyon State Park, Reverends Ridge campground, Golden CO

When: Friday Jan 10 - Sunday 12

Hares: TBD

Cost: $50 til Oct 31
         $60 til Nov 30
         $70 till day of

Cost includes: warm heated cabin, beer, schwag and at least one baby seal sighting.
Note - Cabin is guaranteed for the first 12 people who sign up and pay. After that we will look into getting another cabin or two based on demand.

I WILL let you know when the currently rented cabins are getting close to full so that we can coordinate getting another if needed.

Bring: warm clothes, snow shoes, bedding, food for yourself and a dish to pass for Sat dinner.

Schedule: Friday cabin crawl - 7pm
               Sat snowshoe trail - 2pm
               Sat potluck dinner - 5pm
               Sat circle and party down - 6pm - 3:38am
               Sunday fat boy trail: 11am
               Sunday - get the fuck outta camp by noon.

Pay and rego via PayPal: Send to droberth@gmail.com. Send as a GIFT TO FRIEND, so that I'm not paying a PayPal surcharge.Include hasher name and wanker name.

You can can also give me cash or mail a check to:
Dan Harris
302 Sandler Drive
Lafayette, CO
80026

First 12 people to PAY are guaranteed a warm cabin. You are not rego'd till you pay. 

If we get more then 12 people who want to join us then I'll get us another cabin or two based on demand.

Potential for a family cabin as well if hashers with kiddos want to come, just let me know.

On-on!!
Muffet
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

BH3 #687: Weird Ball and Cummingtonite's virgin lay, take 2

What: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and RU Cummingtonite's Virgin Lay, Take 2.
When: 3pm sharp, Saturday November 23rd
Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut
Hares: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and RU Cummingtonite
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: dry shoes, headlamps, ID, grappling hooks, wirecutters, snow shoes, down coats, virgins for us to lay…
Trail: A–A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs should be okay, strollers would struggle.
D'Erections: Head east on Walnut St, under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.018257,-105.240113
Contact: Lost on trail, show up late, or just lonely? 303.717.7994.
On-After: Housewarming at our new apartment in North Boulder, 8–11 PM. Address on the BH3 list, contact us, or ask at the hash.

IMPORTANT: Due to decreasing daylight and Reasons, this hash will start ON TIME. So please actually show up at 3 PM. 2:69 will be when the hares leave.

Monday, November 18, 2013

THANKSGIVING ORPHANS' HASH!!

Kness Up & Chinwhacker have graciously ceded the Thanksgiving hash to Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef.  Here's the details again for those who don't check the websites:
WHAT:  Thanksgiving Orphans' Hash = Potluck Thanksgiving Dinner, Post-prandial hash, Football on giant TV etc.  Plenty of crash space + breakfast so no worries about driving home.

WHERE:  The dwelling of Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef in Lakewood, on the east side of Green Mountain.  See details below.

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day (28 Nov).  Main Feast starts at 1:00 PM (Hash Time).  We'll start cooking, drinking and snacking by 9:00 AM at the latest, so cum early, drop a shot of rum in some coffee & putter around the kitchen or just hang out!  We'll party 'til late so cum by even if you have to do dinner with the fam!

DOGS & KIDS:  Xtreme dog friendly!  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK.  Kids welcome!  Bring your larvae!

DETAILS:  We'll cook a big turkey and some other stuff.  It'll help if you coordinate your contributions with the hares to avoid duplication, but if planning is a challenge just show-up and bring whatever.  We'll have plenty of cheap beer but if you want something else then bring it.  We have a big kitchen with a 6 burner commercial stove & two ovens, so cum early and cook with us instead of all alone.

HARES/QUESTIONS:  Mother Ducker:   303-845-2125, Al@NaturalFractures.com   Jorgia OH! Queef:   303-957-7945, teresa@pixelpixy.com

ADDRESS:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood CO, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!

D'ERECTIONS:
From Denver:  Take 6 west about 6 miles past I-25 to the Union/Simms exit.  Turn left onto Union Blvd & go 1.0 mile.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It's the first house on the right past the house on the corner.
From Boulder:  Take 93 South to Golden where you go east on US-6/E 6th Ave.  Go 6.4 mi east to the Union Blvd exit.  Turn right onto Union & go 1.0 mi.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It's the first house on the right past the house on the corner.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Thanksgiving Orphans’ Hash

PLEASE GET THIS POSTED ASAP!

WHAT:  Thanksgiving Orphans’ Hash = Potluck Thanksgiving Dinner, Post-prandial hash, Football on giant TV etc.  Plenty of crash space + breakfast so no worries about driving home.

WHERE:  The dwelling of Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef in Lakewood, on the east side of Green Mountain.  See details below.

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day (28 Nov).  Main Feast starts at 1:00 PM (Hash Time).  We’ll start cooking, drinking and snacking by 9:00 AM at the latest, so cum early!  We’ll party ‘til late so cum by even if you have to do dinner with the fam!

DOGS & KIDS:  Xtreme dog friendly!  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK.  Kids welcome!  Bring your larvae!

DETAILS:  We’ll cook a big turkey and some other stuff.  It’ll help if you coordinate your contributions with the hares to avoid duplication, but if planning is a challenge just show-up and bring whatever.  We’ll have plenty of cheap beer but if you want something else then bring it.

HARES/QUESTIONS:  Mother Ducker:  303-845-2125, Al@NaturalFractures.com   Jorgia OH! Queef:  303-957-7945, teresa@pixelpixy.com

ADDRESS:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood CO, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!

D’ERECTIONS:  From Denver:  Take 6 west about 6 miles past I-25 to the Union/Simms exit.  Turn left onto Union Blvd & go 1.0 mile.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto W. Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.
From Boulder:  Take 93 South to Golden where you go east on US-6/E 6th Ave.  Go 6.4 mi east to the Union Blvd exit.  Turn right onto Union & go 1.0 mi.  Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi.  Turn right onto W. Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi.  Turn left on Beech St.  Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE.  It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

[BH3] Boulder Hash #686 - Saturday 11/9 @ 2:69HST

Greetings wankers!  With the costume season behind us, let's do something crazy and hash dressed up as our abnormal half-mind selves.  

What:  Just another no-theme shitty hash.
When:  11/9  @ 2:69PM (aka 3:09)
Where:  North Boulder Park.  Parking at the corner of Dellwood and 7th or anywhere around the park.  In true Amber Alert fashion, it's near a playground.
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Virgins, a dead whore, your mom, new shoes, fleshlights, and an unquenchable thirst for shitty beer and inappropriate kilt lifting.
Trail: A-A   Absolutely no shiggy
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs yes/Strollers no
OnOn!
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Friday, November 01, 2013

Happy Hour!!

What: Happy Hour
Where: Bohemien Biergarden, in Boulder, CO
2017 13th St, Boulder, CO 80302
When: 5pm, 1st Nov 2013 (that's today - Friday)
Why: because life sucks without beer... and maybe friends but jury's still out on that one

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Bada in Arvada - Denver hash Cross Promo

It's time for the Bada.  The current forecast is for a nice afternoon, but that just means that the mud will be great.  We have a beer benefactor.  He will remain nameless for now but will be acknowledged in circle and made to drink.  HASH CASH IS REDUCED TO $2.  Come prepared to name Just Amanda.

 What: Bada in Arvada 2013
 When: Sunday, SUNday, SUNDAY, November 3 @ 2PM
Hares: Spermes, Shoefucker, Just Amanda who desperately needs a name
Where: Two Ponds National Wildlife Refuge
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Two+Ponds+National+Wildlife+Refuge,+Arvada,+CO&hl=en&ll=39.839287,-105.105321&spn=0.008024,0.015557&sll=38.997934,-105.550567&sspn=4.157307,7.965088&oq=two&hq=Two+Ponds+National+Wildlife+Refuge,+Arvada,+CO&t=m&z=16
Trail: A-A. About 3 miles.  Final scouting trip is Wednesday.  We'll let you know how the water looks.
D'Erections: Get to Wadsworth by your favorite route.  Take Wads to 80th Ave and go west, towards the mountains.  Two Ponds is about 1.1 miles west of Wadsworth.  Look for the signs.
Bring: $2, note the cheap price, we have a beer benefactor, snow shovels, scuba gear, DRY, CLEAN CLOTHES OR YOU DON'T GET INTO THE ON-AFTER, thirst for beer, hunger for chili (there are 6 chefs), (there will be traditional Texas chili, vegan chili and green chile), virgins for Spermes, a job for Shoe, and a name for Just Amanda.
On-After: Spermes house, 8034 Marshall Circle, beer, chile, circle and maybe other goodies.
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Halloween Hash #685 - Saturday, Oct. 26th @ 4:00 pm

What: Boulder Halloween Hash #685
Where: The Pumphose (prelube at 3:30)
When: Saturday, Oct 26  4:00 pm
Why: Halloween!  This is a Turkey/Eagle hash; walkers will follow PENO from one beer check (or bar) to the next; runners will run down David Cockerfield and dump a bag of flour over his head.
Hares: PENO and David Cockerfield
Cost: $5
Dogs - no
Strollers - no

What to bring: Your awesome costume, ID & Cash (for bar beerchecks), virgins, a snorkel, and a roll of duct tape.   People keep asking what the costume theme is.  The theme is.... Halloween!

There will be an on-after and Halloween party (party starting at 8:30) at Cockerfield's house after circle.   Non-hashers will be joining us, so invite your non-hash friends who were too unfortunate to be able to come as virgins to the actual hash.  We will be running through populated parts of Longmont during the hash, so wear a costume that won't get you arrested for naughty bits falling out of your costume.  At the on-after party, feel free to modify you costume as you see unfit!

D'Erections:  The Pumphouse, a brewery in Longmont at 540 Main Street in Longmont.

From the North:   Take I-25 south to exit 243, go West to Main street, and turn left.   Go south for about 3 miles to the Pumphouse, at 6th and Main.

From the South:   Take I-25 north to exit 240, go West 6.7 miles to Main street, and turn right.  Go north for 1 mile, to the Pumphouse at 6th and main.
 Or... Take Hwy 287 north until it turns into main street, and then proceed to 6th and Main to the Pumphouse.

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Boulder Hash - This Saturday 12 Oct

What: Boulder Hash # 684
Where: Start at Lindenwood Park, Lafayette,CO
When: Saturday, Oct 12  2pm
Why: Because it's Saturday and Saturday is a hashing day
Hares: Pod and Muffet
Cost: FREE - if you have signed up and PAID for Holidaze by hash time on Saturday
Otherwise its $5
Dogs - yes
Strollers - yes

What to bring: Shag bag, virgins, the AWARD (any of them), your mom, Holidaze Rego money, ID and cash

Directions: From Boulder - take Arapahoe out to 111th, take a right on 111th, take a  left on Lucene, go down a couple of blocks, look for half minds in the pavilion on the left.

From the south - get on 287 north, take a right on Baseline, left on 111th, right on Lucence, go down a couple of blocks, look for half minds in the pavilion on the left.

From the north, get on 287 south, turn left on Arapahoe, take a right on 111th, take a  left on Lucene, go down a couple of blocks, look for half minds in the pavilion on the left.
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Monday, September 30, 2013

Mis-management meeting Monday (30 Sept) at 5:30

Hey Boulder hashers, wanna help organize the hash? Or do you just want to drink? The mis-management will be at the Dark Horse today at 5:30 for a few hours drinking and such so come along!

Possible topics of conversation:
Minimum BAC requirement before entering cockfield...'s hot tub
Most efficient method of utilizing a zombie killer
Why does the boulder hash love to shotgun beers behind the Bus Stop?

Establishing a weekly drinking practice
Hash trash: Who wants it?
Habadashery: Tech-shirts? Whistles? Dildos?
Beermeister: Educating our hares and getting our beer to the hash
Boulder special events/hashes: Hash prom? Blue Dress Run? Tutus? FC invasions?
Other crap that the hash's collective consciousness can come up with.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

[BH3] Boulder HHH - Flood Hash - Sat sept 28th, 3pm

Ryan P asked - "How far do you guys run? And why is the starting point at the Bus Stop, but the starting address somewhere else?" 
  
  Well Ryan the first answer I can't tell you, its a number between 1 and 1000, the second answer is I'm stupid


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What:  Fuck you flood! Hash - hare Plan-B

When:  Saturday September 28th  -  2:30pm prelube – 3pm hare away

Where:  Starts at The Bus Stop - 4871 Broadway St, Boulder, CO

Prelube: There will be beer.

On-After: Upslope Brewing Co. - 1501 Lee Hill Dr, Boulder, CO

Hares:  Plan-B

Hash Cash:  $5

Bring:  Hatered of water and all things muddy

4 Months ago Plan B was drinking a beer, 5 days later he woke up in Boulder…it happens.  Now I’m being forced to do some real work and run you hashers around my hood of North Boulder where we’ll run around some ground zero sites for the flood of 2013.  So head on over!...(who said head?)

Trail:  There will be trail.

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Should be dog friendly, won’t be stroller friendly.  Don’t think upslope will allow dogs


D'Erections:

https://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&oe=UTF-8&q=google+map+4871+Broadway+St,+Boulder,+CO+%E2%80%8E&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x876bef1c339019eb:0xe3f154c2088b8847,4871+Broadway+St,+Boulder,+CO+80304&gl=us&ei=qdhEUoyZBILTrQHClIDoDQ&ved=0CCsQ8gEwAA



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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Holidaze III planning meeting

What: Holidaze III planning meeting
When : This Thursday @ 6:30pm
Where: Avery

We need hares for Friday and Saturday trails, and will discuss cabins, dates, beer, schwag, etc...

Tentative Holidaze dates this year are Jan 3-4, or Jan 10-11

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

The moment you've all been waiting for. The Boulder Campout hash!

What: BH3 #681/#682 - 3rd Anal Campout hash!

When: Friday ~7:30pm September 6th & Saturday ~2pm September 7th

Where: ~ 8 miles from Chambers lake - West of Fort Collins

Hares: David Cockerfield & Beano

RSVP: Please fill out this form, so we know how much beer to bring!


Access to the form and response at BoulderH3.org

Hash Cash: $10

Bring: $10, whistle, food for the weekend, firewood, ice blocks, shovel, camping s**t, head (huh?) lamps, the hashit, a whistle, moose repellant, a thirst for beer.

Info: Campsite is right next to a creek, so there should be a some great fishing, also these campsites are primitives (read: no pit toilet).
Two Trails, two nights of drinking and a keg of good beer (last year was ellie's brown we may do something like lefthand or new belgium this year). Beautiful area and sources tell me that the poudre canyon fire did not reach this area, so we should still have some pristine shiggy to run around in. Last year we saw a moose on trail so be prepared for some moose knuckle!

Trail: A to Z double prime - lots of shiggy with the added moose bonus!

Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs welcome; however, skree is not stroller friendly

Hash Crash/DD: It's a campout - bring a tent

D'Erections:
get to Fort Collins in however you like and head north on US 287 then take a left onto CO 14 when 14 departs from 287. Take that for 51 mi west until you reach Co Rd 103 and take a right (watch out 14 does not give you notice for 103 until you hit it...). take 103 about 8.0 mi (set your odometer) and we will be on the left in the campsites. (we will mark this turn)

http://tinyurl.com/BH3CampoutDir

Lost, Lonely? 
Call 303-578-AREU
(that's 303-578-2738)

Though reception sucks up there....
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Who will be camping with the Boulder Hash!



Tuesday, August 27, 2013

BH3 #680: Just J&A's virgin lay

What: Just Jonathan and Just Amanda's Virgin Lay
When: 5:69 HST (~ 6 pm), Saturday August 31st
Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut
Hares: Just Jonathan and Just Amanda
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: dry shoes, headlamps, ID, grappling hooks, wirecutters, sunscreen, umbrellas, virgins for us to lay…
Trail: A–A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs should be okay, strollers would struggle.
D'Erections: Head east on Walnut St, under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.018257,-105.240113

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Trail this Saturday 8/17 @ 5:69HST

What: Goats Gone Wild's Virgin Lay
When:  Saturday 8/17 @ 5:69HST (6pm-ish)
Where:  
Boulder!   2510 Taft Drive (street parking)
Hares:  the freshly named
: Goats Gone Wild (formerly just Toni) and any other awesome bastard willing to devirginize me!
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring:  
ID, sunscreen, lube, dry clothes, wigs, hard hats, eyelash extensions, and your best "goats yelling like humans" impression.
Trail:  
A-A
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  4 legs should be fine, baby wheels-not so much.
D'Erections: 2510 Taft Dr, Boulder, CO 80302 (basically 28th and Arapahoe behind the Millennium Hotel)
Link: <https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=2510+Taft+Dr,+Boulder,+CO&aq=&sll=38.997934,-105.550567&sspn=6.197346,16.907959&vpsrc=6&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=2510+Taft+Dr,+Boulder,+Colorado+80302&ll=40.010376,-105.262869&spn=0.002983,0.008256&t=m&z=18&iwloc=A>


Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Tour de Colorado Update: Boulder trail

Start:11:00 AM August 10th

Theme: Breakfast of Champions! Come as your favorite Wheaties Box Athlete, real or imagined.  (Wear a glittery skating costume! A Speedo! Or be the fictional but infamous Torvald, the Pole-Vaulting Swede with his fake-fur headband and tiny, tiny shorts!) You may also wear your bikini from beach volleyball in preparation for  the afternoon's hash in Denver.

Hare: Pippi Dong Stalker, Cockchester, Amber Alert

Where: Boulder Public Library: 1001 Arapahoe Ave, Boulder, CO

Trail Overview: Trail will have no water crossings, very little mud, and no stinging nettle. There will be no hippies, homeless encampments, small dogs or terrorizing cyclists on the bike path. We are hoping to catch a glimpse the ghost of the Mapleton Elk.

D'erections: From Fart Collins: find your way to I-25, mosey all the way through Longmont on 119-The Mighty Diag, off at 28th street and make a left. R on Canyon, L on Broadway, R on Arapahoe. We are going to park towards the back of the lot.  (Google says it's just over an hour from Ft. C to the library. Please be prompt, as we have beer to drink and a schedule to keep.)

Bring: Your Game Face, the Olympic Torch, and terrycloth sweatbands in patriotic stripes.  Plus your ID.
More info at: http://www.tourdecoloradoh3.org/

Monday, July 29, 2013

Hash: Wet at Both Ends and In the Middle

What:  Boulder Hash Number 677
When:  Saturday August 3rd, 6 PM SHARP start, 5 PM for Prelube
Where:  Starts at the Odd13 Brewing Company,
301 East Simpson StreetLafayette, CO 80026
Prelube: If you're not already totally lubed up from G4's Happi Coat Decorating Party, then yes, go to Odd13 at 5 PM. It's opening day so be aggressive.
On-After: Yes, very likely at Odd13, though if they're crowded, out of beer, or pissy, we will head up to G4's house.
Hares:  G4 and an awesome TBD
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring:  Your decorated Happi Coat from the party.
Also: Bring ID and cash. Also bring a sweet memory from an earlier time, a twinkle in your eye, and a warm feeling.
Trail:  There will be trail.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Sure. Yeah, I think so.
Hash Crash/DD:  You can crash at my house. Bring sleeping bag/pad if you just want to crash outside, or else dibs a hammock.
D'Erections:
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=301+East+Simpson+Street+Lafayette,+CO+80026&hnear=301+E+Simpson+St,+Lafayette,+Colorado+80026&gl=us&t=m&z=16

Monday, July 22, 2013

FCHHH Invasion - Alien Invasion!

What: Another Boulder Fart Collins Invasion! - FCH3 # 125 - Alien invasion theme
When: Saturday, July 27th @ 2pm - FCtime

Contact Beano (BeanoHash@gmail.com) to oragaize Car pool up to FoCo
We will meet Beano in Boulder then head to Fort Collins in Alien attire as we zap and sonic our way into FoCo


Start: Not posted yet, but I'm sure it'll be in FC
Hares: Free Bus(c)h and Pays for Bus(c)h
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: $7 hash cash, a bike (it's a bike hash), shag bag with usual stuff, extra bonus $$, Romulan Ale

Check fchhh.webs.com or the Colorado Receding Hareline for info about the FCHash


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ON ON
Beano

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Christmas in July Hash

What: Christmas in July Hash
When: Saturday, July 20th @ 2pm
Where: Asher Brewing: 4699 Nautilus Court, Suite 104, Boulder, CO 80301
Prelube: If we start at a brewery, might as well prelube there too. Prelube at 1.
On-After: Celestial Seasonings Tea Room perhaps...
Hares: Holester, Chocolate Salty Balls and Love at First Lick
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Christmas Shwag, photo ID, jingle balls, VIRGINS, baby Jesus, dry shoes, reindeers, change of clothes, Christmas trees, carols, spiked egg nog, fruit cakes, your favorite creepy uncle and mistletoe.
Trail: A to B, 3ish 4ish 5ish miles
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Pooches welcomed, strollers may be a bit rough.
Hash Crash/DD: Bring your own DD or sober up before you head home.

Pictures From June Pickup Hash

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Happi Coat Decorating Party (Pre-Hash)

What:  Happi Coat Decorating Party
When:  Saturday August 3rd, 3 PM
Where:  G4's House in Lafayette
Hash Cash:  $5 for decorating materials ($5 later for the hash itself)
Bring:  Your lab coat and any fake fur, beads, paint, etc. you want to use to decorate your Happi Coat or to share
Provided: Name and foot and Boulder Hash iron-ons, paint, dye, and many other wondrous things
D'Erections:  910 Harrison Dr. 80026

I'll provide All Manner of decorating stuff. Come to my house with your lab coat and we'll make'em into elegant and/or offensive garments. We might drink, too.

Then we will head out for the hash, which will involve a Surprise On Trail.. Plus awesomeness at both ends and obviously an on-after, with hammocky goodness.

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Your plans for Saturday

What: Holy Red White and Blue Balls! It's time for just Ryan's first haring adventure.
When: Saturday, July 6, 2013 at 6:00pm. Hares depart at 6:00, if you want to prelube - arrive early.
Where: Safeway plaza on the southwest corner of Baseline & Foothills. Park just East of the FirstBank/ReMax building, close to the Foothills/Baseline intersection. map.
Hares: just Ryan and whoever steps to the plate on Saturday to help set booby-traps
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: hammers, nails. change of clothes/dry shoes. virgins. someone non-white. independence.  jump rope. sweat bands. your best rendition of the scorpions' "rock you like a hurricane". anti-lightning suit. fruit snacks. 
Trail: A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are cool. Baby containers won't make it.
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD if you can't restrain yourself. I'll have a car at the endpoint to shuttle folks back to the start. Avery/Fate are likely locations for an on-after.
D'Erections: Get to the intersection of Foothills Parkway and Baseline Road, drive 100 yards West from that intersection, turn left into plaza at Glacier ice cream. Drive  50 yards and take another left at the first stop sign in the parking lot. Drive 50 more yards and park just East of the bank you just drove past. map.

Also: Costumes are always fun, and 4th-of-july garbage will be on sale. The best uncle-sam wins a prize!

jR

Monday, June 24, 2013

Happy Hour Wednesday

What:  Happy Hour at the new Kettle and Stone
When:  5pm Wednesday 26 June
Where: Kettle and stone 6880 Winchester Circle Boulder, CO
D'Erections:  Map

Friday, June 21, 2013

Just a normal hash this time

What: Another hash, another day
When:  Saturday 22 June @ 6pm
Where:  Staples Parking lot on 29th and Slap-a-hoe (1601 29th St #1292, Boulder, CO)
Hares:  Beano and friends
Bring:  Hash Cash, sunscreen, the Hashit, the bugle, naughty mags to keep you entertained 
Hash Cash: $5
Trail:  A-A through lovely air conditioned and groomed terrain.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes as long as you keep the kids on a leash and the dogs in the stroller.
D'Erections:  Map! ( http://goo.gl/maps/wCJ9t ).
Step 1: get to Boulder
Step 2: find Arapaho and learn to count above 10
...
Profit.

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ON ON
Beano

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Drinking practice and mismanagement meeting

It has been a while since we've had either so...

What: Drinking practice and mismanagement meeting
When: Thursday 6pm 20 June
Where: Avery
Why: there's still Emerita to drink there.

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

BoulderH3 Next Trail this Saturday 6/8 @ 1:69HST

What: Closest Dick'll Do's Virgin Lay
When:  Saturday 6/8 @ 1:69HST (2:15ish)
Where:  
Boulder!   Trailhead on Lee Hill Dr near the intersection with 5th St  (look for the drunk prairie dogs)
Hares:  the freshly named
: Closest Dickeldoo (formerly just Shelby), Amber Alert, Cockchester
Hash Cash:  
5 Dolla
Bring:  
ID, sunscreen, lube, dry clothes, knife-wielding transients, and an inquiring mind for the answer to the question of just which dick is the closest dick.
Trail:  
A-A through lovely air conditioned and groomed terrain.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Sorry, no.
D'Erections:  Google Map

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

TOGA TOGA TOGA

Dust off your togas, it's time to run around the Bolder Boulder!

What: BH3 1st Anal Toga Hash
When: Hares out at 9:00am (yes you read that right, it's during the Bolder Boulder) Monday, 27 May 2013, Memorial Day!

Where: Safeway parking lot on 3325 28th Street.
Hares: Beano & Pippi Dong Stalker
Hash Cash: $5 (feel free to make a food like donation for the BBQ), also please RSVP so we know how much beer and grub to get.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1BnRWlDUs1rVpXjjaIlr0SH0n1ZT5TzlbCaLv-hP_67o/viewform

Bring: Your finest toga. We recommend you bring laurels, figs, and virgins. Also bring the award, the bugle, and a thirst for beer at the ass crack of the morning. There very well might be a prize for the best attire.

Update: Bring your ID and if you bring a bag put it in the shag wagon since some jerks ruined all for fun for everyone.

If you are bringing grub let us know so that we can get it to the end.

Trail: A - B, there will be a BBQ at the end, so bring anything you'd like thrown on the grill and/or a side.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: No dogs please, Boulder's already going to be a mess. No mini people in strollers... (Both pups and kiddies are not allowed in the Bolder Boulder race, so we have to be respectful...sort of.)
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD or sober up for the rest of the day as you bask in the sun.
D'Erections: Take foothills to Iris in order to avoid the road blocks on 28th and 30th st. MAP! ( http://goo.gl/maps/jBR24 )
Contact Info: Call Beano at 303 578 ARE U if you're lost need info on the day of the hash. Email Beanohash@gmail.com


Note: If you're a r*nner you should hopefully be able have your cake and eat it too since the start time should give you enough time to finish and make it back to the start. Only, you'll have to drink copious amounts to atone for your crimes.


RSVP below:

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Yes there is a hash this weekend and yes it will be in Boulder

What: Boulder hash #471
When: Saturday 11 May,  6pm
Where: Chautauqua park (parking along baseline and in the 'hood)
Hares: Beano & Secret Hare
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Dry Shoes/clothes (it's been rainy), the award, virgins, your purdy little self, and your ID
Trail: A - A, on after at bar, restuarant, or casa de Beano depends on what I'm feelin'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Probably not stroller, yes for dogs with leash
Hash Crash/DD: None planed
D'Erections: Map! ( http://goo.gl/maps/5aRNK ).

Hint: Take Baseline toward the flatirons, don't go too far. (park entrance is just past 9th - on Grant to the Left...)


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ON ON
Beano

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Boulder Pick-Up Hash - Saturday 4/27

What:  Boulder Hash #470.  It's a pick-up hash.  For those unfamiliar with the concept, hounds volunteer to take turns as hares and lay trail for as long or short as they feel.  When the pack catches up, another hare is chosen, each hare getting shorter head starts.  No one knows where we'll end up.  Beer is consumed.  Hilarity ensues.  Hares are snared.  Beer is consumed.
When:  Saturday 4/27 @ 3:00
Where:  Centennial Trailhead on the South side of Sunshine Canyon Dr. in Boulder.  
Hares:  Everyone!  (no obligation)
Bring:  New white shoes and hoards of virgins.
Trail:  Beautiful muddy Colorado mountain singletrack...maybe.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Dergs should be fine.  You never know where the random hares will end up, but it'll probably be really hard to get a stroller there.
D'Erections:  MAP HERE  Take Mapleton west until it becomes Sunshine Canyon.  Trailhead is on your left about a quarter mile past 4th St.



ONON
Amber Alert

Monday, April 08, 2013

BH3 Trail #669 - 69 Hash with special guest hare


What: BH3 Trail #669 - 69 Hash with special guest hare

Hares: 3Ball Jay, ManHandler, Cervical Headbanger and Guest Hare Tequila Cocking Bird aka Ms InterAm from Eugene H3!!!

When: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY April 14th at 2:30! (Due to the high maintenance nature of Ms. InterAm she is insistant that you move your Hash to Sunday since she is doing something all day Saturday that rhymes with jerking but is not nearly as fun.)

Where: Youngfield Trailhead on the east side of Youngfield Street in Wheat Ridge, just north of Casey RV Center.  Trail will be A - B.  More than 5K but less than 10K.

Hash Cash: $7

Bring: Virgins, new shoes, a snorkel, an extra testicle, bbq tongs, a rectal thermometer, bicycle helmet, an appointment card for the free clinic, someone else's underwear, a Thighmaster, ping pong paddles, Qtips, a new song, a spare liver, a spare virgin, a spare appointment card for the free clinic, limes for the Tequila Check, lyme disease vaccinations for the tic check, your heart medicine for the boob checks, mental floss for the dick checks and a flux capaciter so you can do it all over again! Leave your dignity at home bitches!!

Trail: Turkey/Eagle and the Turkey will be stroller friendly so bring someone to cart your drunk arse around

D'Erections: From Hwy. 70 take the Youngfield Exit (264) and he..no proceed North on Youngfield past the Applejack shopping area to your right. One block past 32nd avenue will be our start location.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Pippi's Birthday Hangover Hash

**Special  Hash**
What: Pippi's Birthday Hangover Hash

When: March 30th at 10:30am. I know it's early. But I want you hungover, and I will feed you brunch.

Where: Parkside Park, Boulder, CO 80304 (Google it.)

Hares: The Birthday Girl and Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $5 (this will be a Bloody Mary and Mimosa trail. If you want beer, it will be abundant at the on after.)
Bring: Dry socks, a sixer of something to share at the on after if you are feeling friendly, virgins, inflatable animals, bubble gum, a miniskirt, old couch pillows, fold out seating, and lots and lots of sunshine.

Trail: It will be a fun trail filled with silly adventures and mayhem.

On After/Party: at Pippi's house for a delicious brunch. (Walking distance from the start location.)
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Sure.
D'Erections:  Get to Boulder, find Folsom Street. Go north until it becomes 26th Street. Look to your left after you pass Juniper, the park has rolling green grassy knolls, a jungle gym and basketball court. If no one is sleeping on the picnic tables, we'll meet there.

If you are from out of town, *cough* CSB *cough*, I have crash space for the night before. And there is a party planned. So if anyone wants to come to the party the night before, let me know.
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Get your Irish on at the 3rd Anal Boulder Green Dress Run

It took a while to get the info but here it is, so quick your yappin'

What:  BH3 #667 - 3rd Anal Green Dress Run
When: 16 March 2013 - Saturday
Prelube @ 1pm 
Trail "Starts" @ 2:30pm
Where:  Pearl Street Pub (1108 Pearl St  Boulder, CO 80302)
Hares:  PENO, Beano, and David Cockerfield
Hash Cash:  $5 for the end and cash along the way.
Bring:  Your finest green dress, $5, other cash, YOUR ID, your 21+ year old self, accessories, the best Irish accent you can muster up.
Trail:  Turkey Eagle Split type hash  ie Two Option Feature!
Option 1: Pub Crawl - now featuring more pubs and more crawls
Option 2: Hash for those overachievers - complete with O-R-G-Y starts and the best shiggy the pearl street area can offer.
Either option is an equal opportunity alcohol provider, just one you may be a bit more sweaty at the end...
On After/Party: at Cockerfield's place (in cough schlongmonster cough) - again arrange DD's please or contact the hare's if you are having difficulties talking to people.
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  It's a pub crawl, please leave them at home or with a responsible adult (definitely NOT Beano)
Hash Crash/DD:  Plan your DD's accordingly, especially if you plan on making it to the on after
D'Erections:  Get to Boulder, then get to downtown pearl street mall area, now head to the west end of the mall by the Old Chicago (by 9th). You've found us! 
also MAP!

(link is genuine this time)

Special NOTE: the bars have stressed that they will not deal with under age people this day, so please leave your not-so-21-year-old at home! On the same thread, bring your ID - I'm looking at you Spermes!



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ON ON and Erin go bragh
Beano
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Monday, February 18, 2013

Hold onto your socks, the 666 hash is finally here!

Holy hell-fire and sh!t, we've finally made it! The Boulder hash is celebrating it's Six Hundredth and Sixty-Sixth hash! (That's 666 for you half minds)

What does that mean? Well it means we're going to have one hell of a party! Along with some kick-ass shirts designed by David Cockerfield, a death by _____ pot-luck, AND a 7 deadly sins-themed HASH.

That leads me to "the easy-to-read forum since I'm a hasher and won't actually read the preface":

What: BH3 666 Hash
When: 2nd March 2013 @ 3pm
Where: Casa de Beano - 795 Gilpin Dr. Boulder Co, 80303
Hares: David Cockerfield, Amber Alert, & Beano
Hash Cash: $5, yes that's right 5 bucks! Common down!
Bring: Costume, food, t-shirt money (see below), VIRGINS, Avery's Beast (or any beer from the Demon series) - though the hares will probably purcase some regardless, sacrifices, an "End is Near" sign, Boombox with Reign in Blood on repeat, and songs for circle (at least some versus for some lymerics for Chicago, Glorious Victorious, etc)

Food: THIS IS A POTLUCK so bring something - Theme: Death By ______
Theme: 7 deadly sins, dress accordingly though keep in mind there will be shiggy so that expensive lace you don't want to f*ck up might not be the best idea.
Additional Cash: For t-shirts! Also if you know you want a t-shirt please let me know so I can get a rough estimate when I order.

Trail: A to Banana, there will be beer checks; lots - prepare thyself, shiggy will be present - get used to it.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dags are ok (w/leash probably on trail) though let me know if you plan on bringing either
Hash Crash/DD: Couch space is limited though if you bring a sleeping bag there should be a good amount of floor space on shag carpet ;) again let me know so I know I have enough room

D'Erections: MAP!

South: take US 36 to Boulder, exit onto Foothills Parkway, make a left onto Baseline, right onto Inca, and a left onto Gilpin Dr. My house will be on the left side just past Evans Dr.

North: Take Diagonal onto Foothills parkway, make a right onto Baseline, right onto Inca, and a left onto Gilpin Dr. My house will be on the left side just past Evans Dr.


PS Let me know before trail who the virgins/justs are please... if we have any.

PPS here's the real map



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ON ON
Beano

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

BH3 #665 - Sci-Fi Hash - Saturday, 2/16 @ 3 pm


What:  Boulder H3 # 665 - The Sci-Fi Hash

When:  Saturday, February 16th @ 3 pm

Where:  Northmoor Park, Broomfield, CO. There's a parking lot at the southeast corner, off E. 13th Ave.
The nearest cross streets are Cedar and Cottonwood.

Hares:  ProBoneMe

Hash Cash:  $7

Bring:  Tricorder, Starfleet/BSG/Farscape/etc uniform or outfit, TARDIS, blueprints for the Death Star, hand-knitted Starship Enterprise, Rebel Alliance swag...really anything nerdy and/or dorky and/or geeky. If you prefer wizards to spaceships, bring your D20 or Mauraders Map or whatever. Bonus points for any hasher who shows up in the Princess Leia outfit. You know the one I mean.

Trail:  A - A' with indoor circle

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes. Direwolves also ok.

Hash Crash/DD:  If you want to drink yourself into oblivion, you should come with a DD.

D'Erections:  Depends on where you're cumming from. Northmoor Park is just west of Sheridan Blvd and just south of W. 136th Ave. Type "Northmoor Park, Broomfield, CO" into Google Maps and you'll see where it's located. The parking lot is at the southeast corner, near the Bal Swan Children's Center.

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Another day, another Happy Hour - 6 Feb 2013



Hey Hashers,

Cockchester and I are going to be hitting up Southern Sun for happy hour this evening (6 Feb 2013) to try some of the fabulous stout month offerings.  After getting our fill of chai stout (not sure if that will be delicious or disgusting) we're planning to head over to Ras Kassa's for some Ethiopian food.  We'll be getting to Southern Sun around 5:30.  Hope to see some of you out.

OnOn
-Amber (585-750-8922)

Sunday, February 03, 2013

Happy Hour!

What:  Boulder H3 Happy Hour
When:  Tuesday, February 5th @ 6 pm
Where:  Avery Brewing, 5763 Arapahoe Ave  Boulder, CO 80303
Bring:  ID, money
Trail:  None, we're just drinking
D'Erections:  Use Google Maps. From Foothills, head east on Arapahoe. It's approximately the 7th left turn. If you've never been to Avery, it's not visible from Arapahoe; you have to go behind Global Collision and Secure Self-Storage.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Sunday Stupid Bowl Hash


Stupid Bowl Hash
Date: 3rd of February, Super Bowl Sunday!!
Where: Connor O'Neill's (1922 13th St, Boulder, CO)
Time: The hares are off at 1pm, so get there early for some pre-lubing.
Hares: Cockchester and Pippi Dong Stalker
Bring: All your virgins, Football attire-no matter who you rep-rep them hard, dry bag full of lingerie and tube socks, hash cash, condoms, and a healthy sense of adventure. A-A, no wagon of shagging, unless Missed Her Face brings his van. On after at O'Neill's. 4 TVs, happy hour 4-7, all the commercials you can handle.
Notes: We leave strollers and dogs to your discretion.
Map

Hollidaze 2013 Hash Flash

There we were, freezing our areses off having a good ol' time