Thursday, July 30, 2015

[BH3] BH3 #745 - Yuppie Hash - Saturday 8/1 @ 5:15

Mark Twain once commented:
"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."

There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over them.Beer mile will feature ONLY the standard beverage of choice for such an event: BUDWEISER. Not bud light, not PBR, not Gennneeesssee, but BUD HEAVY.

What: Boulder Yuppie Ass Hash! (preceded by a beer mile!)
When: Saturday, August 1. 16:69
Where: Centennial Middle Skool
Hares: Poopsie Daisy (virgin lay!) and Self Service Truck Stop
Hash Cash: 5000 chedda
D' Erections: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Centennial+Middle+School/@40.0449855,-105.2680454,17z/data=!4m7!1m4!3m3!1s0x876beef51aab4c4b:0xae801c871cd7cfca!2sCentennial+Middle+School!3b1!3m1!1s0x876beef51aab4c4b:0xae801c871cd7cfca
Bring: Stuff.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

[BH3] BH3 #744 - It's a BASH!

What:  This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia).  
When:  Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)
Where:  Sanitas Brewery
Hares:  Amber Alert and Friends
Hash Cash:  $0
Bring:  A Bike!  Money and ID (since all the BN's will be breweries, distilleries, bars, or houses of ill-repute), shaved legs, other shaved body parts, hipster bike gear, cranium protectors and/or knee pads, and a blow-up sex doll so Brrrggghh can tell that New Orleans story for the 50th time.

OnOn!
-Amber Alert

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Saturday, July 04, 2015

BH3 #740: Happy Birthday America Hash

[Posted for All American Cumstain]

Good Afternoon,

To celebrate the glorious occasion of shooting a bunch of Red Coats and becoming the greatest nation on Earth, we will hash.  Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a battle scene from The Patriot.

Hare(s): The only one capable of haring on the 4th, me [All American Cumstain].

When? 5:69pm.  Beano, there will be a trail to follow when you show up at 7:52.

Where? The South parking lot of Fairview High School (the one that is next to Greenbriar Road) because nothing is more American than drinking in a high school parking lot.  

Fairview High School
1515 Greenbriar Blvd
Boulder, CO 80305

Kids? Sure bring them, there should be plenty of beer.

Strollers? No, you can walk Amber and we all know it.

K69s? Only if they lick Peanut-butter off my balls.

What to bring: Hotdogs, baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet. Red, white and blue, muscle cars, 5 American dollars, ID to prove you are a real American and love for the greatest President of all time: Franklin Pierce 

What not to Bring: Anything made outside the USA.  Seriously, I will destroy it.

Also: There is a 4k at Avery that several racist hashers will be participating in.  Why do this to yourself?  All you can drink Avery beer afterwards with race entry.  Come see Amber bitch kick Beano down the final straightaway.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

5th Anal Boulder H3 Summer Campout

What
5th Anal Boulder H3 Summer Campout

When
Friday, July 10 to Sunday, July 12

Hash Cash
$20 to Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick. Before the campout, either send $20 to Weird.Ball.Yank.a.Dick@gmail.com through Paypal (https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/send) or hand him $20 cash (non-consecutive, unmarked bills).  Please put your hash name (and that of anyone whose rego you're paying for) in the Paypal notes.
Where

Lady Dayz will get out there early Friday morning in hopes to claim our desired site. If the desired site is not attained the website, Facebook and the email list will all be notified with the new GPS coordinates. Anyway you slice it, we will be along the same road, so follow the directions below.

D’erections
Last year we had some tough directions. This year, we are giving you all the info you can possibly handle in hopes that no one will get lost.

By Car
Here are the Google Maps directions. Also, save and/or print the attached image for when you inevitable lose service on your phone.

Making the strong assumption that you half-minds can find your way to I-70 West from wherever you are coming from, the directions are as follows:

  1. Head southwest on I-70 W
  2. Take exit 232 toward U.S. 40 E/Empire/Granby (drive for 0.3 mi)
  3. Continue onto US-40 W (drive for 3.5 mi)
  4. Slight right to stay on US-40 W (drive for 43.2 mi)
  5. Turn right onto US-34 E (drive for 9.5 mi)
  6. Turn left onto Co Hwy 4 (drive for 1.9 mi)
  7. Turn right to stay on Co Hwy 4 (drive for 1.1 mi)
  8. *Slight right onto Co Hwy 455/Kawuneeche Rd 120 (drive for 3.0 mi)
  9. Turn right when you see the sign and the campsite will be at the end of a single lane road about a quarter mile long.

*There is a tricky part, however. Step No. 8 on Google says Hwy 455 but, in real life, the sign for this road says 120 (Kawuneeche Rd 120). See the image below and when you reach this sign, bear right. Then just under 3 miles down the road is our site.

By Train
There is a train from Denver to Granby for $36 one way. You’ll have to arrange transportation from Granby to the campsite on your own.

By Foot
Ask Truck Stop.

Itinerary
Friday
All day: Arrival and insane drinking. Lady Dayz will be there early so come try to find him busting one out behind a tree he thinks no one is around.
Evening time: A hastily put together short Hash put together by whomever wants.
12 PM: Midnight Naked Hash #1

Saturday
All day: Insane drinking
3 PM: The main event Hash set by Self-Service Truck Stop, Mach 1.Whore, Brrrggghhhhhh
12 PM: Midnight Naked Hash #2

Sunday
Morning: Cleanup, finish off the beer, awards for the most unforeseen hookup and most creative pubic hair, insane drinking.

What's this all about
Like previous years this will be wilderness car camping. That means bring a poop shovel and a distaste for cleanliness in general. Also bring anything beyond beer that you need to keep you alive for the weekend.

What you get
  • All the (good) beer you can drink! That's right, no schwag beer this year!
  • Unlimited viewings of Weird Ball's weird balls
  • Naked fire jumping
  • Hashing
  • Lost pants
  • No jokes about sleeping with Beano's mom
  • Just kidding
  • Lack of communication with the outside world
  • So many boobs


Thursday, June 18, 2015

[BH3] Ask and you shall receive (...a day late)

What: A hash
When: Saturday 20 Jun @ 1800 (that's 5:69 pm or 5:00 pm Beano Time)
Where: Arapahoe Ridge Park
Hares: Beano and Lady Dayz(?)
Hash Cash: 5 intergalactic credits
Bring: Your enthusiasm for mud and a mild tolerance for sheit beer
Trail: Alpha - Zulu Warrior
D'Erections: Arapahoe Ridge Park near Eisenhower Middle School on Eisenhower. Take the road there and park at it then drink.
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ON ON
Beano

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