Wednesday, March 25, 2015

BH3 #732 - Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69

What:  It's a Hash!  It's Boulder Hash #732.  Y'all should know what to expect from Amber and Cockchester by now.  Ten mile pavement pounder, no boob checks, high quality beer, etc...
When:  Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69 HST (aka 2:09pm)
Where:  Oskar Blues, Lyons
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring: The Hashshit (reminder to self), ass scars from Holidaze, whistles, virgins, virgins, shag bags, and a strong desire to hare a future trail.
Trail:  A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Adventure seeking dogs perhaps.  Leave the one-eyed chihuahuas at home.
D'Erections:  Click that linky thing above

OnOn!
Amber

BH3 #732 - Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69

What:  It's a Hash!  It's Boulder Hash #732.  Y'all should know what to expect from Amber and Cockchester by now.  Ten mile pavement pounder, no boob checks, high quality beer, etc...
When:  Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69 HST (aka 2:09pm)
Where:  Oskar Blues, Lyons
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring: The Hashshit (reminder to self), ass scars from Holidaze, whistles, virgins, virgins, shag bags, and a strong desire to hare a future trail.
Trail:  A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Adventure seeking dogs perhaps.  Leave the one-eyed chihuahuas at home.
D'Erections:  Click that linky thing above

OnOn!
Amber


Wednesday, March 11, 2015

BH3 #730 - Frozen Dead Hash - 3/15 @ 2pm


Frozen Dead Hash


Where: Nederland, CO (straight up Boulder Canyon)
meet at the Carasel of happiness, Carosil of happiness, corisal of happiness, caraway of happiness, parsal of happiness, karisil of happiness, korsica of happiness, carousal of happiness, arousal of happiness, boobs of happiness
!!CAROUSEL OF HAPPINESS!!
whomever decided on the spelling of that word is my mortal enemy

Transportation: Take the bus YO.  It leaves at 12:10 from Boulder Transit Center and gets you to Ned at 1.  Enough time to grab a beer and wonder over to the circle of skewered animals.  Or come earlier to enjoy all the revelry of Frozen Dead Guy Days.

Hare: Mach 1.Whore

Cash: $5

Bring: vessel, hat, a lock of Beano's beard hair for good luck

Trail: A-Bish, no idea, we might be on a lake at some point though

Monday, March 09, 2015

Boulder H3 Green Dress Hash! - 3/17 @ 5:69


What:  Boulder's Anal St. Patty's Day Green Dress Hash
When:  3/17 - Tuesday - St. Patrick's Day @ 5:69 HST (6:09 MST)
Where:  The Attic - 949 Walnut St, Boulder - Upstairs
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  5 Dolla
Bring:  Your sexy self poured into a GREEN DRESS!  Virgins, fleshlights, freckled Irish boobs, a wicked thirst, shag bag, and born again virgins. 
Trail:  A-B.  An actual hash containing no shiggy, no boob or package checks, no beer, no irish car bombs, no Pearl St. song checks, and definitely no lying goddamed hares!
Dog Friendly:  Have you seen  all the things prohibited on Pearl St.?
Lost/Lonely?:  txt amber @ 5857508922

OnOn!
Amber and Cockchester


[BH3] Boulder H3 Green Dress Hash! - 3/17 @ 5:69

What:  Boulder's Anal St. Patty's Day Green Dress Hash
When:  3/17 - Tuesday - St. Patrick's Day @ 5:69 HST (6:09 MST)
Where:  The Attic - 949 Walnut St, Boulder - Upstairs
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  5 Dolla
Bring:  Your sexy self poured into a GREEN DRESS!  Virgins, fleshlights, freckled Irish boobs, a wicked thirst, shag bag, and born again virgins. 
Trail:  A-B.  An actual hash containing no shiggy, no boob or package checks, no beer, no irish car bombs, no Pearl St. song checks, and definitely no lying goddamed hares!
Dog Friendly:  Have you seen  all the things prohibited on Pearl St.?
Lost/Lonely?:  txt amber @ 5857508922

OnOn!
Amber and Cockchester

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