Monday, November 24, 2014

[BH3] BH3 #719 - 11/28 - Black Friday Hangover Hash

What: I know most of you will still be in a haze of tryptophan and family overdose, so the hares will take it real easy on you. There is no theme. There are no water crossings, no snow or ice, and best of all no beer. Wait!? What?! Just kidding. There will be all the booze!

When: Friday, November 28th at 12:15pm


Hares: Just Jon's virgin lay! and Pippi

Hash Cash: Five Bucks

Bring: Change of shoes, warm things, thermoses filled with hot boozy bevies, black hooded sweatshirts, your new Best Buy credit card debt, leftover turkey, your grandma, Beano's mom, and all the leftover cranberry sauce that you can juggle. 

Trail: A to Aish, circle will be inside if our tits can hang with the cold. 

Dogs/Babies: Dogs will absolutely love this trail. We scouted with a stroller and made the children walk. It is baby bjorn friendly, but not stroller. 

D'erections: The link to the damn place is in this post. Buses and carpooling is strongly encouraged. 

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

BH3 #718 - 11/22 - The You Can’t Have Any Pudding Until You Beat Your Meat Hash

What:  The You Can’t Have Any Pudding Until You Beat Your Meat Hash - I’ve been living in Boulder for the past 12 weeks now and I’ve met many a homeless person with an iPad, seen a lot of pretty nature and sh*t, and had my fair share of organic free-range placenta burgers (it really saddens me to see those little guys caged up). I’d like to explore a bit of the area that isn’t so idyllic. So, in honor of the almost 30 something-th anniversary of the release of Pink Floyd’s semen(al) album “The Wall”, let’s check out a bit of this place that lets us know we’re just part of the machine, maaaan. So dress up in the way that you interpreted the movie, sober or not.
When:   11/22 @ 1:69
Where:  Upslope Brewing
      1898 S Flatiron Ct
      Boulder, CO 80301, NOT THE NORTH BOULDER LOCATION!
Hares:  All American Cumstain and Just Sarkis
Hash Cash:  How much mescaline can you get with $5?
Bring:  A light brite, warm clothes, snow pants or no pants, scopolamine, moon-walking-out-of-a-potentially-bad-situation, pudding with proof in it (preferably higher than 100), edjukashun, teachers not leaving kids alone (ask Amber for tips), Beano’s Mom’s Mom, triangular prisms
Trail:  A(animals)–A’(tom Heart Mother)
Dog/Stroller Amigoly:  Pups will have a blast
D'Erections:  Just ask Alice

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

BH3 #717 - 11/8 - The No F*cking Theme Hash

What:  The No Fucking Theme Hash - Let's stop pretending we're Weird-Ball going through his mom's closet and just dress like a bunch of half-mind hashers.
When:   11/8 @ 1:69 HST (that's an hour earlier than recent hashes because boobs and balls look best with a little daylight)
Where:  Gravity Brewing -1150 Pine St, Louisville
Hares:  Cockchester and Amber Alert
Hash Cash:  .0146 Bitcoin  ($5)
Bring:  Cranium lamps or fleshlights, dry clothes (it's a Cockchester trail), virgins, weed candy, the award, pube trimmers (we'll hold Pod down), the grainy Lady Dayz and Beano's mom sex tape, new shoes, and pumpkin spice lube.
Trail:  A-A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  The doge should be fine.
D'Erections:  AltaVista that shit!

OnOn!
Amber Alert and Cockchester

Monday, October 20, 2014

Thanksgiving Hash


WHAT:  Hash Thanksgiving 2014 – Feast, football, trail etc.  Giant TV for football.  Semi-pro kitchen for the cooks.  We’ll have a big turkey and some other stuff but sides and dessert are potluck.  Please coordinate with the hare.  NEW FOR THIS YEAR: Good heat downstairs - watch football without a blanket!  Upgraded SuperMax dog fencing in the back yard!  Plenty of crash space so no worries about driving home.  PLEASE RSVP!

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day - Thursday, 27 November.    We’ll start cooking & drinking about 9:00 AM so come early, drop a shot of rum in your coffee & cook or just hang-out.  Dinner at 2:00 PM followed by a shiggylicious hike on Green Mountain for those who want to walk-off dinner.  We’ll go ‘til late so come as late as you want.

WHERE:  Mutha Ducker’s place:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT.

BRING:  Side dishes, desserts, snacks, other stuff… more is better.  There’ll be plenty of cheap beer & soft drinks but if you want wine or fancy beer then bring it.  Bring hiking boots for the post-prandial ramble.

HARE:  Mutha Ducker.  Questions?  Call yo Mutha on one of his mobiles: 303-845-2125 or 832-766-3458 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com.  PLEASE RSVP!

DOGS:  YES!  Ultra dog-friendly, as always.  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK…

KIDS:  YES!  Bring your larvae!

FROM DENVER:  Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM BOULDER:  Take 93 S to Golden where you’ll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave.  Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit.  Turn right onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS:  Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west.  Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.


Thanks.

ON-ON!

Mutha Ducker / Al

[BH3] Halloween Trail Sat 10/25

What:  It's Halloween.  Let's put our heads in pumpkins and run around naked! 
Wear:  A Halloween costume.  The sluttier and scarier, the better. 

When:  Saturday October 25th @ 2:69 HST (aka 3:09 MST)
Where:  Centennial Trail Head (Aka, "Mt Sanitas Trailhead").  On the Left, soon after Mapleton becomes Sunshine Canyon.

Hares:  Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe

Hash Cash: 5 Dollar Cash Money! (Make it rain!)

Bring:  This is an actual trail.  Not a pub crawl like Halloweens past!  Tricks, recreational marijuana-laced treats, a completely justifiable fear of racoons, The Award, your shiggiest shoes, crates for apple picking, virgins, extra warmth, extra warm virgins, and a headlamp.

Trail: A to Aish. 

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes dog (maybe leash though?).  Definitely not stroller.

On-After: Condo of Closest Dick'll Do for some drinks, then we can head to Pearl?  Corner of Portland and Broadway - detailed instructions provided at hash.  Just Joe and Dick'll Do will NOT be taking on the responsibility of feeding any of you gluten free/cruelty free/vegan/low glycemic index/organic/raw/ free range wankers!  We can order delivery, and we will be by restaurants and Ideal Market.

D'Erections:  Follow the link.
On on!
-Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe.