Thursday, October 29, 2015

New Website, New Trail!

If you've been checking this website to find out about the week's trail, it's time to change your bookmarks. Lady Daze has whipped up a new site for us at BoulderH3.com. The new website also has information on the Halloween trail he's setting, Tricks, Treats, and Sexy Man Meats.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Boulder Hash #752 - Saturday 10/24

Hello Everyone-
Closest Dick'll Do has found a substitute close dick to be her co-hare. :)

Who: Closest Dick'll Do and Just Grant
What: Just Hash
Hash Cash: 5$
Where: Ebin G. Fine Park, BoCo
D'erections: Do you really need these?! Its a popular place; you've been here before.
Walkers/bikers: Get on the Boulder Creek Path. Head towards mountains. Stop when you see a shelter and a bathroom. I made sure to start beside a playground, for Amber.
Cars: Get on Arapahoe. Head towards mountains. Park. Walk towards shelter and bathroom.
When: Saturday 10/24
Time: 3PM. Attempting to avoid the cold darkness.
Furthur info: Pre-lube at the park. A to A. Bring circle warmth for when the cold darkness inevitably cums. Also bring: cranium lamps, solemn odes to Bear 317 (or was it 369?!), virgins, Beano, Beano's DAD, raccoon defense gear, anything you find both funny and useless. Itches from Bitches and dogs are welcome.
On after at Pearl/downtown.


On On!
Closest Dick'll Do and Just Grant
CDD: 720-323-4760

Friday, October 16, 2015

Mutha Ducker's Hashgiving 2015!

WHAT: Hash Thanksgiving 2015 – Feast, football, trail etc. Giant TV for football. Big semi-pro kitchen for the cooks, come early & cook! We’ll have two turkeys and some other stuff but sides and dessert are potluck. Please coordinate with the hare if possible. Bring dogs & kids! Plenty of crash space so no worries about driving home. Breakfast in the morning for those who stay over. PLEASE RSVP… if possible… nobody ever does…

WHEN: Thanksgiving Day - Thursday, 26 November. We’ll start cooking & drinking about 9:00 AMso come early, drop a shot of rum in your coffee & cook or just hang-out. Dinner at 2:00 PM followed by a shiggylicious hike on Green Mountain for those who want to walk-off dinner. We’ll go ‘til late so come as late as you want.

WHERE: Mutha Ducker’s place: 13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, 80228. Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT.

BRING: Side dishes, desserts, snacks, other stuff… more is better. There’ll be plenty of cheap beer & soft drinks but if you want wine or fancy beer then bring it. Bring hiking boots for the post-prandial ramble.

HARE: Mutha Ducker. Questions? Call yo Mutha on one of his mobiles: 303-845-2125 or 832-766-3458 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com.

DOGS: YES! Ultra dog-friendly, as always. Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK…

KIDS: YES! Bring your larvae of all ages! There will be a quiet place for little ones to nap.

FROM DENVER: Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM BOULDER: Take 93 S to Golden where you’ll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave. Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit. Turn right onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS: Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west. Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

[BH3] Boulder Hash #751 - Fart Collins Invasion Pre-Lube

Greetings intrepid wankers! This Saturday some half-mind promised our sexy neighbors to the north that the Boulder Kennel would stage an invasion of their Alice in Wonderland Hash!


But wait! The Hash gods have smiled upon us and that's not until 5:00. Which leaves plenty of time for a Pre-Lube trail of our own here in the People's Republic!! You don't even have to be going to Fart Collins to join us (but you will miss out on half-nekkid Caterpillars and March Hares)



What: A short Alice in Wonderland pre-lube hash

Where: Gregory Canyon Trail-cranium

When: Saturday 10/10 @ High Noon

Hare: Amber Alert

Hash Cash: $3 - Free for anyone taking Fort Collins DD duties!

Bring: A desire for something short and hard, virgins, conversation topics not about Beano's mom, lube to prepare us for the rabbit hole, virgins, hobos, missing Folsom bike lanes, and maybe a tween for Amber.

PARKING NOTE: Gregory canyon doesn't have a ton of parking, so it may be full. If so, turn around and park along the South side of Baseline where it becomes legal. Enjoy a short and furious (like sex with Lady Dayz) stroll to the trailhead.

OnOn!
-Amber Alert

Friday, October 02, 2015

[BH3] BH3 #750: Pickup Hash

What: It's been a while since we've had a Pickup Hash, so lets throw one in on an off week. Just Jon and Weird Ball will bring the flour and beer, and we'll all make trail up as we go along.

When: Sunday, October 4th, 4 pm.

Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut

Hares: All of us.

Bring: $5, willingness to hare for whole minutes at a time, ID for possible guerrilla brewery checks, a light if the end of trail is getting dark, virgins to confuse.

Trail: A–A

D'erections: Head east on Walnut St, go under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.018257,-105.240113