Monday, October 20, 2014

Thanksgiving Hash


WHAT:  Hash Thanksgiving 2014 – Feast, football, trail etc.  Giant TV for football.  Semi-pro kitchen for the cooks.  We’ll have a big turkey and some other stuff but sides and dessert are potluck.  Please coordinate with the hare.  NEW FOR THIS YEAR: Good heat downstairs - watch football without a blanket!  Upgraded SuperMax dog fencing in the back yard!  Plenty of crash space so no worries about driving home.  PLEASE RSVP!

WHEN:  Thanksgiving Day - Thursday, 27 November.    We’ll start cooking & drinking about 9:00 AM so come early, drop a shot of rum in your coffee & cook or just hang-out.  Dinner at 2:00 PM followed by a shiggylicious hike on Green Mountain for those who want to walk-off dinner.  We’ll go ‘til late so come as late as you want.

WHERE:  Mutha Ducker’s place:  13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, 80228.  Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT.

BRING:  Side dishes, desserts, snacks, other stuff… more is better.  There’ll be plenty of cheap beer & soft drinks but if you want wine or fancy beer then bring it.  Bring hiking boots for the post-prandial ramble.

HARE:  Mutha Ducker.  Questions?  Call yo Mutha on one of his mobiles: 303-845-2125 or 832-766-3458 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com.  PLEASE RSVP!

DOGS:  YES!  Ultra dog-friendly, as always.  Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK…

KIDS:  YES!  Bring your larvae!

FROM DENVER:  Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM BOULDER:  Take 93 S to Golden where you’ll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave.  Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit.  Turn right onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS:  Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west.  Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union.  Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy.  Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE.  Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech.  Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech.  It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.


Thanks.

ON-ON!

Mutha Ducker / Al

[BH3] Halloween Trail Sat 10/25

What:  It's Halloween.  Let's put our heads in pumpkins and run around naked! 
Wear:  A Halloween costume.  The sluttier and scarier, the better. 

When:  Saturday October 25th @ 2:69 HST (aka 3:09 MST)
Where:  Centennial Trail Head (Aka, "Mt Sanitas Trailhead").  On the Left, soon after Mapleton becomes Sunshine Canyon.

Hares:  Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe

Hash Cash: 5 Dollar Cash Money! (Make it rain!)

Bring:  This is an actual trail.  Not a pub crawl like Halloweens past!  Tricks, recreational marijuana-laced treats, a completely justifiable fear of racoons, The Award, your shiggiest shoes, crates for apple picking, virgins, extra warmth, extra warm virgins, and a headlamp.

Trail: A to Aish. 

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yes dog (maybe leash though?).  Definitely not stroller.

On-After: Condo of Closest Dick'll Do for some drinks, then we can head to Pearl?  Corner of Portland and Broadway - detailed instructions provided at hash.  Just Joe and Dick'll Do will NOT be taking on the responsibility of feeding any of you gluten free/cruelty free/vegan/low glycemic index/organic/raw/ free range wankers!  We can order delivery, and we will be by restaurants and Ideal Market.

D'Erections:  Follow the link.
On on!
-Closest Dick'll Do and Just Joe.


Monday, October 06, 2014

Be Aware of Breasts

What:  It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month and Hashers don't NEED to be reminded about breasts but we can always learn more. So let's run around and remind people to get drunk and feel themselves up.

Wear:  Ladies wear Pink (for lady-boob cancer) and guys wear Light Blue (for man-pec/boob cancer -- yes, it's a thing). 

When:  SUNDAY, October 12 @ 1:69 HST (aka 2:09 MST)

Where:  CU-Boulder South Campus (Racist Translation: CU Cross Country Course)

Hares:  Liza's Lady Dayz and All-American Cum Stain

Hash Cash:  5 doll-hairs

Bring:  A taste for terrible alcohol (all you homebrewing fart sniffing craft aficionados, myself included, need to be reminded that there is no room for class at a Hash -- we are going to make this difficult for the strongest of stomachs), at least two pictures of Beano's Mom that you carry in your wallet, ID, lack of respect and/or dignity for yourself and others, stamina, a knowledge and disregard of all Surgeon General warnings, and The Award (Cap'n Swallows, I believe, has The Award... or is The Award, who's to say?). 

Trail:  A[ss] to A[ss]

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Yaup... well, prolly.

On-After:  All are welcomed to walk around the corner to Lady Dayz and Cum Stain's apartment, Just Cassaundra (Apt 104), for socializing and condom durability testing. Bring some cash for pizza and feel free to bring a dish to pass, snacks, booze, and/or old issues of People (it's a fetish thing and it is very, very disgusting). Sorry, no dogs allowed in our apartment building. 

DD/D'Erections:  Sorry, wife took the car to Essex park for the weekend. Won't be back until Sunday. I can give you a ride Sunday, if you like?

Anyong!
Lady Dayz and Cum Stain
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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Boulder Hash #714 - 9/27 @1:69 HST - Keepin' it Weird

What:  As the conventional wisdom goes:  People from Denver think people from Boulder are weird, but people from Boulder think people from Ned are *really* weird.  In that spirit let's venture up into the patchouli-scented mountains of our neighbors to the west so that we hashers can, for one glorious afternoon, feel a little bit normal.  

When: Saturday 9/27 @ 1:69 HST (that's 2:19 MST)

Where:  The Pioneer Inn 15 E. First Street, Nederland

Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester

Hash Cash:  5 Dolla

Bring:  Dry and warm clothes, fleshlights, a signed copy of "101 Ways to Get with Beano's Mom" by Lady Dayz, healing crystals, vessels, hemp underwear, and The Award. 

Trail:  A-A'

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Doggies who can share nicely with mountain bikers should be ok.  Please have a leash (someone has to keep POD in control)

Hash Crash/DD:  The N bus from Boulder is a great option.  Only $4 cash each way!  If you're on the one arriving in Ned at 2:41, don't worry, we'll still be pre-lubing.  If you're on an earlier one, you're hashing right.

D'Erections:  Google that shit!

OnOn!
Amber and Cockchester


Friday, September 12, 2014

Over a year of hash-flash backlog…

Since I started hashing, I've taken over a thousand pictures on BH3 trails, but have uploaded something closer to… none of them.  As a first step towards sharing hash flash soon after trail, I've gone through pictures from 30 trails over the time I've been hashing, selected 160-plus pictures, and am sharing them now.

(Pictures should be reasonably sfw, but if you're in a picture you'd like not to be shared on the internet, just let me know and I'll remove it.)

Photos begin below, starting from when I first joined you all last May…