TOGA TOGA TOGA

Dust off your togas, it's time to run around the Bolder Boulder!

What: BH3 1st Anal Toga Hash
When: Hares out at 9:00am (yes you read that right, it's during the Bolder Boulder) Monday, 27 May 2013, Memorial Day!

Where: Safeway parking lot on 3325 28th Street.
Hares: Beano & Pippi Dong Stalker
Hash Cash: $5 (feel free to make a food like donation for the BBQ), also please RSVP so we know how much beer and grub to get.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1BnRWlDUs1rVpXjjaIlr0SH0n1ZT5TzlbCaLv-hP_67o/viewform

Bring: Your finest toga. We recommend you bring laurels, figs, and virgins. Also bring the award, the bugle, and a thirst for beer at the ass crack of the morning. There very well might be a prize for the best attire.
Trail: A - B, there will be a BBQ at the end, so bring anything you'd like thrown on the grill and/or a side.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: No dogs please, Boulder's already going to be a mess. No mini people in strollers... (Both pups and kiddies are not allowed in the Bolder Boulder race, so we have to be respectful...sort of.)
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD or sober up for the rest of the day as you bask in the sun.
D'Erections: Take foothills to Iris in order to avoid the road blocks on 28th and 30th st. MAP! ( http://goo.gl/maps/jBR24 )
Contact Info: Call Beano at 303 578 ARE U if you're lost need info on the day of the hash. Email Beanohash@gmail.com


Note: If you're a r*nner you should hopefully be able have your cake and eat it too since the start time should give you enough time to finish and make it back to the start. Only, you'll have to drink copious amounts to atone for your crimes.


RSVP below:

Yes there is a hash this weekend and yes it will be in Boulder

What: Boulder hash #471

When: Saturday 11 May,  6pm

Where: Chautauqua park (parking along baseline and in the 'hood)

Hares: Beano & Secret Hare

Hash Cash: $5

Bring: Dry Shoes/clothes (it's been rainy), the award, virgins, your purdy little self, and your ID

Trail: A - A, on after at bar, restuarant, or casa de Beano depends on what I'm feelin'

Dog/Stroller Friendly: Probably not stroller, yes for dogs with leash

Hash Crash/DD: None planed

D'Erections: Map! ( http://goo.gl/maps/5aRNK ).

Hint: Take Baseline toward the flatirons, don't go too far. (park entrance is just past 9th - on Grant to the Left...)

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ON ON
Beano

Boulder Pick-Up Hash - Saturday 4/27

What:  Boulder Hash #470.  It's a pick-up hash.  For those unfamiliar with the concept, hounds volunteer to take turns as hares and lay trail for as long or short as they feel.  When the pack catches up, another hare is chosen, each hare getting shorter head starts.  No one knows where we'll end up.  Beer is consumed.  Hilarity ensues.  Hares are snared.  Beer is consumed.

When:  Saturday 4/27 @ 3:00

Where:  Centennial Trailhead on the South side of Sunshine Canyon Dr. in Boulder.  

Hares:  Everyone!  (no obligation)

Bring:  New white shoes and hoards of virgins.

Trail:  Beautiful muddy Colorado mountain singletrack...maybe.

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Dergs should be fine.  You never know where the random hares will end up, but it'll probably be really hard to get a stroller there.

D'Erections:  MAP HERE  Take Mapleton west until it becomes Sunshine Canyon.  Trailhead is on your left about a quarter mile past 4th St.

ONON

Amber Alert

BH3 Trail #669 - 69 Hash with special guest hare

What: BH3 Trail #669 - 69 Hash with special guest hare

Hares: 3Ball Jay, ManHandler, Cervical Headbanger and Guest Hare Tequila Cocking Bird aka Ms InterAm from Eugene H3!!!

When: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY April 14th at 2:30! (Due to the high maintenance nature of Ms. InterAm she is insistant that you move your Hash to Sunday since she is doing something all day Saturday that rhymes with jerking but is not nearly as fun.)

Where: Youngfield Trailhead on the east side of Youngfield Street in Wheat Ridge, just north of Casey RV Center.  Trail will be A - B.  More than 5K but less than 10K.

Hash Cash: $7

Bring: Virgins, new shoes, a snorkel, an extra testicle, bbq tongs, a rectal thermometer, bicycle helmet, an appointment card for the free clinic, someone else's underwear, a Thighmaster, ping pong paddles, Qtips, a new song, a spare liver, a spare virgin, a spare appointment card for the free clinic, limes for the Tequila Check, lyme disease vaccinations for the tic check, your heart medicine for the boob checks, mental floss for the dick checks and a flux capaciter so you can do it all over again! Leave your dignity at home bitches!!

Trail: Turkey/Eagle and the Turkey will be stroller friendly so bring someone to cart your drunk arse around

D'Erections: From Hwy. 70 take the Youngfield Exit (264) and he..no proceed North on Youngfield past the Applejack shopping area to your right. One block past 32nd avenue will be our start location.

Pippi's Birthday Hangover Hash

**Special  Hash**
What: Pippi's Birthday Hangover Hash

When: March 30^th at 10:30am. I know it's early. But I want you hungover, and I will feed you brunch.

Where: Parkside Park, Boulder, CO 80304 (Google it.)

Hares: The Birthday Girl and Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $5 (this will be a Bloody Mary and Mimosa trail. If you want beer, it will be abundant at the on after.)

Bring: Dry socks, a sixer of something to share at the on after if you are feeling friendly, virgins, inflatable animals, bubble gum, a miniskirt, old couch pillows, fold out seating, and lots and lots of sunshine.

Trail: It will be a fun trail filled with silly adventures and mayhem.

On After/Party: at Pippi's house for a delicious brunch. (Walking distance from the start location.)

Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Sure.
D'Erections:  Get to Boulder, find Folsom Street. Go north until it becomes 26^th Street. Look to your left after you pass Juniper, the park has rolling green grassy knolls, a jungle gym and basketball court. If no one is sleeping on the picnic tables, we'll meet there.

If you are from out of town, *cough* CSB *cough*, I have crash space for the night before. And there is a party planned. So if anyone wants to come to the party the night before, let me know.

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