Wednesday, January 21, 2015

[BH3] BH3 Trail #726 - Burns Night Hash

What: January 25th is the birthday of Robert Burns, the famous 18th century Scottish poet, and is the day for Burns Night celebrations in honor of his life, poetry and songs (he wrote "Auld Lang Syne", among many others). So let's celebrate by running a trail in kilts, drinking some of the finest cheap scotch (or cheapest fine scotch?), and eating some Scottish food while singing songs in circle. I'm probably not going to bother finding a sheep's stomach, heart, and lungs for a haggis though. There will also be beer.


When: Sunday (not Saturday), January 25th, 1:69 PM (you know, a bit after 2)

Hares: Weird Ball MacYank-a-Dick and R.U. Cummingtonite

Where: Upslope's old Lee Hill taproom in North Boulder.

Trail: A–A'

Hash Cash: $5

Bring: A Scottish kilt, a song for Robbie Burns, a thirst for whisky, your favorite sheep, dry shoes.

On-After / Pre-lube: Come early and enjoy a warm-up pint at Upslope while we gather, and after circle we can head back inside for an on-after drink somewhere warm.

D'Erections: Upslope's Lee Hill taproom
1501 Lee Hill Road N20 / Boulder, CO
Off Lee Hill Dr, between Broadway and 28th St

It's easy to bus there: just take the Skip to the end of the line by the Bustop, then cross Broadway.

https://goo.gl/maps/LhlT4

Lost on trail, looking for the hares, or just wondering if it's whisky or whiskey? Call Weird Ball at 303.717.7994.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

BH3 Trail #725 - The January 17th Hash

Ok wankers. Time to shake off your Holidaze blues and get your arses to this Saturday's trail.

Ingenious title:  The January 17th Hash.

Cum as yourself.

Start time:  1:69 pm.

Hash cash:  5 Doll Hairs

Location: FATE Brewing Co. 1600 38th Street, Boulder.

Food served til 10. The managers are expecting us to give a public toast to Beano's mom.

A to A prime.

You know the drill....bring your change of clothing, best sex magazines, and your singing voice for circle.

On on,

Liza Lady Days/Beano's mom's pimp
Brrrrgggggghhhhhhhh/Skittles

Monday, January 05, 2015

HOLIDAZE Updates

Here's some of the latest info on Holidaze from our Facebook page.  It's highly advised that you join the Event there to get any news or last minute info.

Especially note to part below about how you will get lost and laughed at if you just put "Golden Gate Canyon State Park" in your GPS.


From Muffet:


Its here wankers! Kegs tapped at 3pm.
Schedule: Friday 7pm PAJAMA Cabin Crawl. Wear you finest bedtime apparel and have your cabin prepared to host a beverage stop for the roving band of hashers.
Hares: pickup style

Sat: 11:30 am trail.
Hares: Mach and Pippi
Circle
After circle: potluck dinner, be prepared with a dish to pass in your own cabins, go visit your neighbors and eat their food.
7pm: get rid of your shitty white elephant gifts from last Holidaze by re-gifting them at this years White Elephant


Midnight Nekkid Hash in FIVE MINUTES!!!

sunday - outta camp by noon.

Bring: cash if y haven't paid, virgins, warm clothes, your own food and bedding, anybodys mom other then Beanos, I think shes been rode hard and put out wet by the hash by now.

On-on to Holidaze!!
Muffet


From Mach:

Pippi and I went scouting yesterday, partly because every other year as hounds we have been too drunk to remember what trail looked like. Here are some tips:
Directions: look them up before hand, don't just type golden gate canyon state park into google, you will be led astray. Remember you want Reverends Ridge Campground area. HWY 119 to Gap Rd.
Conditions: road was passable to most any type of vehicle, roads are snow covered but not bad. Things got windy and sketchy in places.


It was cold but the wind is what was most annoying, maybe bring a jacket.

If you see a moose, you are probably on trail.

Gaiters are recommended because you will be tromping through a lot of snow. They don't have to be fancy, any redneck solution will work. Snow shoes might be excessive but traction devices never hurt.

Signage will say that only 3.2% beer is allowed. Don't flaunt you booze and respect the rangers and we should be fine.

TIME: 11:30AM. we want to try and make trail happen as early as possible because the wind picks up in the afternoon and things get shitty.

Also Bring a vessel.

Watch out for wessels, they are small and crafty, the best thing is to poop outside your cabin, it seems to keep them away.

Carpool: any vehicle in the park will need a $7 day pass for each day (7*3=$21). If you frequent said parks go online and get an annual pass for $70, or any other place that sells them.

There is little to no cell reception. Communicate before hand. If you are trying to contact someone that is already up there, your best bet is to send a raven.

[BH3] HOLIDAZE V!!!!

What:
Holidaze V - our annual romp through the frozen forest.

When: Jan 9 - 11, 2015

Where: Golden Gate Canyon State Park. Reverends Ridge Campground - same place its been for the past five years

Hares: TDB

Cost: $35 now - Oct 31, $45 Nov 1- Dec 31, $50 till day of
Pay Muffet via PayPal at droberth@gmail.com.
Send as a GIFT, or I will charge you the extra $3.50 that they charge me for any other type of transaction.

Change from last year: Get your own cabins! The hash will only be getting the hashpitality yurt.  If you want to stay in the yurt, there is room for six and it will cost you an extra $25.

As of this post (9/14/2014) the yurt has been reserved by me for the hash, and cabin 5 has been reserved by me for Drawhide and I.
All others are available, please get  the word out to fill these up by the hash!
Here's the link to the cabin sign up: 



Take charge, be proactive, get a cabin NOW to prevent civilians from ruining our party.

More details to cum.

On-On - Lil' Miss Muffet

Sunday, December 28, 2014

[BH3] It's time to nurse that hangover - the Hangover Hash is back!

Roll out of bed and get your bum to the start for some delicious mimosas and struggle through whatever devious trail amber and I think up.

What: The Hangover hash
When:Crack o' Noon New Year's Day. (That's 12:00pm 1st January 2015)
Where: Walker Ranch Loop Trailhead
Hares: Beano & Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: your hot bod, $5, shag bag, and your hangover
Trail: A to B, complete with shig and mimosas
Hash Crash/DD:
D'Erections: Go up Flagstaff Rd. toward Ned past the Meyer's Homestead Trailhead and make a left into the Walker Ranch Loop Trailhead.

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