Thursday, April 23, 2015

BH3 #735


Boulder Hash #735!

When: Saturday, April 25th @ 2:30
Where: 4016 26th, Boulder,Co. park at the elks club please!
What: just trust me. aha ha ha
Hares: Johnny Brawsome, Just John ( 2 by1?), and Cockbuster!
Trail: A to A
Hash cash:5 dolla make ya holla
On-after: Planning a fire and BBQ things at my place!
Info: Brawsome 253-359-0589

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Boulder Hash #633.69 - Monday 4/20 - Cockchester's Favorite Hash

What: Cockchester is calling a Safety Meeting! In other words, let's have a hash to celebrate 4/20 in this glorious state.

When: 4/20 @ 5:69

Where: The Outback Saloon

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: A-A

Bring: A light and a lighter, a spliff, a blunt, a bowl, all the bongs ( and dongs), edibles, tinctures, Beano's mom, hairy vaginas (like Beano's mom's), and vagrants.

Wear: green things, dreads, and that stupid fucking baja shirt from the carnival.



OnOn!
Cockchester

Thursday, April 09, 2015

BH3 #733 - Boulder B-Team Hash! 4/11 @ 2:00

When the alphas are away, the betas will play! This Saturday, get your ass down to the <strike>gangbang</strike> Boulder B-Team Hash!

Half the kennel is out in Phoenix prancing around in lady clothes. That means more lady clothes for us! Ever wonder what happens when the hounds catch the hares? Prepare to chase the slowest hares this side of a rabbit meat farm. Then, prepare to be disappointed as they successfully elude you using underhanded tactics worthy of Wyle E Coyote.

Come dressed as a shitty version of your favorite A-Team member. Suggestions: Hannibal Burress, Howlin' Mad Rupert Murdock, Templeton (Face Time) Pecker, Lactaid, Yellow Alert, Rochester, Wierd Al Yankovich, R U Coming Over for Dinner To Meet My Mom, Liza's Sweet 16, Self-Service Gas Station, Pippi Longstockings, Mustang Mach 1, or BO Baracus.

Where:
Marshall Mesa Trailhead
5258 Eldorado Springs Dr
Boulder, CO 80303

Pre-lube at the trailhead from the mouth of Neil.
On-after at your house. Better tidy up!

Parking is free for vehicles registered in Boulder County. There's also a bus stop within wanking distance. (No, Cockchester, not -that- bus stop.)

When:
2pm MDT Saturday April 11th 2015 C.E.

Hares:
He Who Shall Not Be Named (a.k.a. Just Barry) & Goats Gone Wild

Trail:
A to A' to A
Rocks, dirt, rude mountain bikers, and snakes. Uphill both ways. Dogs are allowed in the park, but we may encounter cows, cactus, and did I mention snakes?
https://bouldercolorado.gov/osmp/marshall-mesa-trailhead

Bring:
$5, virgins, bird-watching guide, wilderness survival kit, hare-spotting binoculars, snake bite kit, your knee and ankle brace, inhaler, water for your dog ... I don't know, you all seem to show up to these things more prepared than I, so I'm sure you know what you'll need.

You can call Just Barry at 720-971-4049 if you get lost. Leave an angry message if nobody answers. On On!

[BH3] BH3 #733 - Boulder B-Team Hash! 4/11 @ 2:00

When the alphas are away, the betas will play! This Saturday, get your ass down to the <strike>gangbang</strike> Boulder B-Team Hash!

Half the kennel is out in Phoenix prancing around in lady clothes. That means more lady clothes for us! Ever wonder what happens when the hounds catch the hares? Prepare to chase the slowest hares this side of a rabbit meat farm. Then, prepare to be disappointed as they successfully elude you using underhanded tactics worthy of Wyle E Coyote.

Come dressed as a shitty version of your favorite A-Team member. Suggestions: Hannibal Burress, Howlin' Mad Rupert Murdock, Templeton (Face Time) Pecker, Lactaid, Yellow Alert, Rochester, Wierd Al Yankovich, R U Coming Over for Dinner To Meet My Mom, Liza's Sweet 16, Self-Service Gas Station, Pippi Longstockings, Mustang Mach 1, or BO Baracus.

Where: 
Marshall Mesa Trailhead
5258 Eldorado Springs Dr
Boulder, CO 80303

Pre-lube at the trailhead from the mouth of Neil.
On-after at your house. Better tidy up!

Parking is free for vehicles registered in Boulder County. There's also a bus stop within wanking distance. (No, Cockchester, not -that- bus stop.)

When:
2pm MDT Saturday April 11th 2015 C.E.

Hares:
He Who Shall Not Be Named (a.k.a. Just Barry) & Goats Gone Wild

Trail:
A to A' to A
Rocks, dirt, rude mountain bikers, and snakes. Uphill both ways. Dogs are allowed in the park, but we may encounter cows, cactus, and did I mention snakes? 
https://bouldercolorado.gov/osmp/marshall-mesa-trailhead

Bring:
$5, virgins, bird-watching guide, wilderness survival kit, hare-spotting binoculars, snake bite kit, your knee and ankle brace, inhaler, water for your dog ... I don't know, you all seem to show up to these things more prepared than I, so I'm sure you know what you'll need.

You can call Just Barry at 720-971-4049 if you get lost. Leave an angry message if nobody answers. On On!

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

BH3 #732 - Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69

What:  It's a Hash!  It's Boulder Hash #732.  Y'all should know what to expect from Amber and Cockchester by now.  Ten mile pavement pounder, no boob checks, high quality beer, etc...
When:  Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69 HST (aka 2:09pm)
Where:  Oskar Blues, Lyons
Hares:  Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash:  $5
Bring: The Hashshit (reminder to self), ass scars from Holidaze, whistles, virgins, virgins, shag bags, and a strong desire to hare a future trail.
Trail:  A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly:  Adventure seeking dogs perhaps.  Leave the one-eyed chihuahuas at home.
D'Erections:  Click that linky thing above

OnOn!
Amber