Tuesday, October 06, 2015
But wait! The Hash gods have smiled upon us and that's not until 5:00. Which leaves plenty of time for a Pre-Lube trail of our own here in the People's Republic!! You don't even have to be going to Fart Collins to join us (but you will miss out on half-nekkid Caterpillars and March Hares)
What: A short Alice in Wonderland pre-lube hash
Where: Gregory Canyon Trail-cranium
When: Saturday 10/10 @ High Noon
Hare: Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $3 - Free for anyone taking Fort Collins DD duties!
Bring: A desire for something short and hard, virgins, conversation topics not about Beano's mom, lube to prepare us for the rabbit hole, virgins, hobos, missing Folsom bike lanes, and maybe a tween for Amber.
PARKING NOTE: Gregory canyon doesn't have a ton of parking, so it may be full. If so, turn around and park along the South side of Baseline where it becomes legal. Enjoy a short and furious (like sex with Lady Dayz) stroll to the trailhead.
Friday, October 02, 2015
When: Sunday, October 4th, 4 pm.
Where: The office park at the east end of Walnut
Hares: All of us.
Bring: $5, willingness to hare for whole minutes at a time, ID for possible guerrilla brewery checks, a light if the end of trail is getting dark, virgins to confuse.
D'erections: Head east on Walnut St, go under Foothills Parkway, then go right when it dead-ends into parking lots.
Near 4750 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80301
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
you will have to drive to this hash so keep that in mind
you will lose reception just around the time you think you are lost so write this down
the start is here:
25 Switzerland Trail
Boulder, CO 80302
D’erections: head west up Boulder canyon which is Canyon Dr.
you will cum in a tunnel (note the milage)
One mile past the tunnel, turn right on Sugarloaf Road (note milage)
At 4.8 miles, turn right on Sugarloaf Mountain Road and follow it to its end at the trailhead.
The road is bumpy but not too bad
Assume 30min from Boulder
When: Sept 26th
It is getting dark sooner
Who: Mach 1.Whore
A to A’ bring a jacket for circle
You should wear orange, first because it is the best, also so you don’t get shot. There are ‘NO SHOOTING’ signs everywhere and if I know rednecks, that means there is lots of shooting.
Assume 6 miles of generally disliking this trail.
Dirt, woods, skree and general shiggy
There won’t be a turkey eagle split but something could easily be pieced together if necessary.
Bring waterbottle or camelback. I’ll drag a 30 rack to the middle of the woods but I ain’t bring you no water.
In order to minimize traffic and the number of people who need to be sober enough to drive down a mountain road there will be a prelube/carpool/caravan. Drivers don’t pay hash cash, their passengers will cover it.
Parking in the garage on 11th and Spruce
Beer and food at noonish at
2017 13th St
Boulder, CO 80302
A few options
1. Never leave camp option: the hash is in National Forest so you can camp there
2. Convenient for Mach option: 28th St Tavern
3. Drink Brooke’s roommate’s friend’s cousin’s random keg of mysteries
Sunday, September 06, 2015
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Thursday, August 27, 2015
What: 1/4 Cup of Cock's virgin lay (It's about time you lazy fuck!) The Golden Hash! Get your tukus in a car and drive down to Golden for something a little different. The theme is: Be Who You want To Be (AKA your best impression of 1/4 Cup of Cock). Not dog friendly or stroller friendly- leave them with grandma. Trail is A-A' This will surely be a complete shit show, not to be missed.
Who ('Da hares): 1/4 Cup of Cock featuring very special mystery guest hare (looking for volunteers)
When: 13:69 (Please note this hash is early for logistical purposes get there by 2 o'cock pm) Since it will likely be hot, please plan accordingly.
Where: 1253 Arapahoe St (a parking lot) https://goo.gl/maps/izN7S.
Hash Cash: Cinco Dolares ($5USD) more money for beer at on-after and on-more-after.
Bring: ID on trail (very important), sunblock, container to imbibe water, bikinis, change of shoes, personal flotation devices, spelunking torch, rubber cat suit, disdain for tourists, thirst for watching your girls in bikinis (Amber Alert), rattle snake anti-venom, dry sack for technology, geology hand lens, sex toys, Lithologic section of the Fox Hills Sandstone near Golden (http://pubs.usgs.gov/pp/0872/report.pdf), Beano's mom
On-After: We may have to be quick at the A' ending place but I figure there might be some opportunities to sample Golden's micro-brews.