Thursday, August 21, 2014

Mis-management elections!

Hello wankers and wankettes!

It's the time we've all been waiting for--hash elections! Yay! Who wants in on this goodness?

You will not have absolute power, but you will be corrupted, absolutely.

There are several roles for which you may nominate yourself or others. In keeping with the typical hash tradition of not being traditional, we are going to mix up the Mis-management possibilities. There are all kinds of roles silly hares can take upon themselves or be elected to fulfill. And that is why we want to expand the traditional roles to include a couple more options. 

Check out the P2H4 Position Descriptions: 

Or the Boston Hash:

There might be some new positions that interest you. And new positions should always interest you! 

The term is roughly from September to September. Please email Beano or Pippi with your nominations and we will be setting up a Google poll by Sept. 6th and the poll will close Sept. 12th. Newly elected officials will be announced at the Sept. 13th hash.

May "G" bless and keep you,

Pippi and Beano

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Tuesday, August 05, 2014

[BH3] BH3 #710: R U Cumming to Yank Dicks? - Sunday 8/10 @ 5PM

Whoops, slight miscalculation. The Pleasant View Fields parking lot will not be open tomorrow. Start of trail tomorrow, Sat. Aug. 10th, is MOVED slightly west to East Palo Park, which is just south of Corriente Dr, which doesn't have a parking lot, but has plenty of street parking. It doesn't show up on Google Maps, but it's located at 4340 Corriente Dr. Time is the same.
https://goo.gl/maps/mv3tp

Again: START OF TRAIL IS CHANGED to East Palo Park, 4340 Corriente Dr.

Since the Flatlander Campout is on the weekend of the 16th, and the Fart Collins hash is this coming Saturday, this next Boulder hash is moving to this coming SUNDAY, August 10th.

What: BH3 #710: R U Cumming to Yank Dicks?
When: Sunday August 10th at 5PM
Where: Pleasant View Soccer Fields East Palo Park, 4340 Corriente Dr.
Hares: RU Cummingtonite and Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: A change of shoes and socks, a change of underwear (or just don't wear any), whistles, duck calls, rock samples, polka samples, dicks (attached or unattached) and (of course) virgins.
Trail: A-A
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are fine (bring a leash) but strollers are questionable.
D'Erections: Meet at the parking lot at the north-east corner of the Pleasant View Soccer Fields, off of 47th St.
East Palo Park, 4340 Corriente Dr, just south of Corriente Dr.  There should be plenty of street parking.


Looking for the pack day-of? Call RUC or WB at (626) 277-5655 or (303) 717-7994.

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[BH3] Fully Mooned Hash in Fort Collins Saturday Night 8/9

Hares: Yeast Infection and Fatal if Swallowed, live haring 'cause that's how we roll
What: Fully Mooned Hash #?? 
Where: Starting from William Oliver's, 2608 S Timberline Rd, Fort Collins, CO 80525, next door to the King Sooper's, just south of Drake/Timberline
When: Saturday, August 9th, 6:69pm (which had to be explained to me, 7:09pm if you prefer)
Why: We got talked into haring because we got all married and shit a few years ago and running by the light of the full moon is our idea of a romantic anniversary.
What to Bring: $7 hash cash, ID on trail, virgins (the bar owner of the start is threatening to cum!), headlamps, shagbags with spare clothing.  Probably a good idea to leave your dogs and babies at home.
Lost or lonely?: Call Yeast at 970-817-3903
Prelube: Starting 6pm.  Cum early.  Our trail will be much more entertaining if you get a couple of whisky drinks in your belly first.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

[BH3] BH3 #709 - Slutty Asspirations - Saturday 8/2 @ 3PM

What: BH3 #709 - Slutty Asspirations * 
When: Saturday August 2nd at 3PM
Where: North Boulder Park
Hares: Liza's Lady Dayz and Captain Swallows 
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Sunblock and an umbrella. *Remember when you were a kid and wanted to be a fireman, a veterinarian, a doctor or lawyer? Well, your dreams have come true! Only, you've had to bang your way to the top. No dirty deed was too much to ensure your success. Please dress up as your childhood dream profession--butt slutty. Think Halloween meets career day. 
Trail: A - A
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are encouraged but strollers will not make it.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

BH3 #708 - Tour De Franzia


What: BH3 #708 - Tour De Franzia (NOT A BASH, you will be on foot)
When: Saturday July 19th 2PM
Where: north most parking lot along Stazio Drive near Gerald Stazio Softball Fields Stazio Dr, Boulder, CO 80301
Hare: Mach 1.Whore
Monies: $5
Bring: ALL THE SPANDEX, Cycling apparel, chammis, helmets, hairless legs, jerkish demeanor,   sunscreen, cool kid eyewear, over pay for everything,  ID, perhaps a box of vino.
Dogs: sure but there will be cars and rushing waters
Cats: ok
Trail: short and sweet pavement pounder or 69 mile shiggyfest with multiple water crossings.